Today, my laziness reached a whole new level when I caught myself skipping the longer FML stories to read the shorter ones. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I have wasted so much time reading comments on this page that FML comments have become my favorite bedtime stories. FML
Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML
Today, I wrote a submission to FML and I realized that I could be doing so much more with my life than this. I mean really, I have real life stuff to deal with, and I don't have the time to be reading these s*itposts, much less making my own. FML
Today, my laziness hit a new low when I tried closing my bedroom door using my mind. FML
Today, I realised just how badly I procrastinate because I wanted to take a nap before going out for a friend's birthday, but I kept putting it off until I simply didn't have the time. FML
Today, I'm so lazy, I dread getting up early on days that haven't arrived yet. For stuff I actually like doing, too. FML
Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML
Today, I decided to sleep in for 5 extra minutes. Those 5 extra minutes became 55 minutes, which, coincidentally, was roughly the length of the midterm I missed. FML
Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML
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lulinator 40
Dude. You must vote for all FMLs, and read them. Else you won't get your ninja badges. *rolls eyes*
Enslaved 38
Well, you weren't that lazy when you wrote this semi long FML
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Comments (79)
cadillacgal79 32
I don't understand why this made it through. Did people click yes to see what would happen?
christina3466 17
That's what I thought.
Scarylizard1798 23
Lol don't worry we all do that, long FML's r too complicated, as well as long comments
Lct1196 31
Speak for yourself. The only ones i skip are the ones ive already voted on. Gotta read em all!
Kyle1dc 17
#6 FML! Gotta read them all **its true** you know its the greatest thing f@#$ my life and f@#$ yours too FML!!! Gotta read them all, gotta read them aaaaaallll!!! F@#$ My Life! (sung to the pokemon theme song)
Metal_Chick 15
Shit #20..now that little tune along with those lyrics are stuck in my head lol.
JOEBOBARNOLD 15
Im proud of myself for recognizing that it was the pokemon theme song
breaking6883 17
Omg that was amazing! XD I realized what you were trying to do right away haha.
ileenefudge 29
#20 will you marry me? That was so beautiful. XD
WolfyGrace 24
Omg, #20. That was amazing. I love you so much for that! xD
mottos 13
I agree
almostrabidhobo 1
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Enslaved 38
Well, you weren't that lazy when you wrote this semi long FML
MrSassypants 34
Nah, OP paid someone to write it.
NeoCarmik 9
#47 I wouldn't be suprised
inseenglish 9
she actually paid me 2 dollars to write it
lulinator 40
Dude. You must vote for all FMLs, and read them. Else you won't get your ninja badges. *rolls eyes*
mottos 13
Haha
EvilTurtle 35
Ehh, this FML is too long, I think I'll just comment this and read the next FML.
bearstyle22 11
Sometimes you just need a quicky I suppose
nmw404 6
its true lol
Audem_fml 27
Oh common, we all did it (at least once on the random mode) !
ItsAUnicorn 27
Well, at least you wrote a 'small', one-sentence one
devildog562 33
To lazy to read but not to lazy to write. I'm willing to guess that it took way more effort to think, write, and send this then it would be to read an fml ...
tehdarkness 21
Gettin an FML posted, totally worth it.
rekkas 16
But those are the best!