Today, my dad demanded that I break up with my cheating boyfriend. With that revelation, I did some investigating on my own. The other woman is apparently my boyfriend's "cute little" Marshadow that slaughtered my dad's "godlike" Incineroar in a 3DS battle they had. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home in tears over finding out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. I told my seemingly sympathetic dad everything. His advice was to lure them both to our house with the promise of a three-way, after which he'd "kill the shit" out of them. Real mature, dad. FML
Today, my dad made me and my boyfriend break up. Not because he was a bad influence, but because I was. FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
Today, I introduced my dad to my boyfriend. I gave my dad the middle finger and he thumped me on the head, as we've been playfully doing for years. My boyfriend got all mad and tried to fight my dad. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my mom and started acting strange. Then my dad came in and was instantly furious. Apparently, my boyfriend is the guy my mom cheated with that caused my parent's divorce. He’s 3 years younger than I am. Gross mom, just gross. Also I’m single again, damn it. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because my mom's lazy eye creeps him out, and that my dad hates him. She doesn't have a lazy eye, he's never met my dad, never seen my mom, and now according to his friends, he's been cheating on me for the past two weeks. FML
Today, I caught my dad cheating on my stepmom with a man, and I took pictures. She dismissed them as AI-generated and accused me of trying to break them up. FML
Today, my dad joked he’d have to fight my boyfriend to find out if he’s worthy. My boyfriend grew up abused by his dad and older brothers, and has a powerful instinct to fight back. My dad is now out cold on the floor and my boyfriend is in the corner rocking back and forth and crying. FML
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Top comments
Glowworm56 27
This is hilarious! Keep in mind, that "cute little" Marshadow is a legendary Pokemon. No wonder it kicked your dad's Incineroar's ass.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Nah, your dad is right. Dude's gotta go. No one messes with a man's Incineroar.
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Comments (27)
BurnInDemonFire 39
Nah, your dad is right. Dude's gotta go. No one messes with a man's Incineroar.
DragonMaiden7 15
I totally agree. You don’t **** with a person’s starter. That’s like kicking a person’s mother
EggyDogger 13
Just level it up
blightsight 10
People still play Pokemon??
DragonMaiden7 15
I mean, it’s not like there is a ******* National and World tournament where people can win actually money, or at least hundreds of thousands of players.
blightsight 10
You sure as hell aren't winning any tournaments
DragonMaiden7 15
Just because you don’t know shit doesn’t mean other people are ignorant. Google is a thing. Educate yourself. Btw I have won a tournament before, you can delete your comment, doesn’t mean I don’t see it
blightsight 10
Why would I bother to delete my comment? I stand by what I say, no matter what you people think.
RichardPencil 32
“Never go against the family” -Don Corleone Dump him!
Glowworm56 27
This is hilarious! Keep in mind, that "cute little" Marshadow is a legendary Pokemon. No wonder it kicked your dad's Incineroar's ass.
MidnaLink 35
To be fair, the only advantage that Marshadow has is its Fighting type over Incineroar’s Dark type.
no0ne0890 29
so are we just gonna ignore the insane speed difference and slight power boost? not to mention the insane move pool.
Glowworm56 27
It's especially amusing that the Marshadow is being referred to as "the other woman" because Marshadow is genderless.
cptncuttlefish 24
Real men win without legendaries, he’s gotta go!
Charlie Given 28
Time to find some men and get rid of the little boys 🙄😏
pjsr 33
You need to amend your screenname to include Boyfriend of a Dork, too. #whosaysgirlsdontmarryaguyjustliketheirdads
SneezyBear 27
You mean 'Girlfriend of a Dork'?
TheSminty1 17
It would seem women really do look for men who resemble their fathers. #FreudWasRight