Today, my dad came to take pictures of me at my track meet. When looking back at the photos, I noticed most of them were zoomed in shots of the girls' butts in their spandex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a function with my dad for a football team. Handing my dad the camera, I finally worked up the courage to ask for a photo with my favourite player. The guy was looking at my boobs in all three photo attempts. FML
Today, I got my nails, hair, and makeup professionally done for prom. My dad got his camera out, and I presumed he was taking pictures of my date and me. When I looked at the pictures later, they were all of the dog. FML
Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML
Today, some official photographs went live on our company website. As I took a closer look, I realised I was in the background of one photo unloading boxes from a van. My trousers were halfway down my ass, flashing my butt crack for the whole internet to see. FML
Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML
Today, I was at the beach with my parents, and I went for a swim in the sea. I got out and my parents started laughing their asses off. It wasn't until my dad pulled a condom out of my hair that I realized what they were laughing at. My dad even took a picture. FML
Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML
Today, formal portraits of my entire class were posted online, with about five photos per person. As my mom was looking at them, she was commenting about how pretty all my classmates look. When she got to my photos, all she had to say was, "Ugh". FML
Today, my dad and his new wife got their wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML
Today, my dad has discovered selfies and my mom has discovered taking pictures of food. Now I'm at a restaurant, suffering through it all and not being able to eat anything until my mom has taken pictures of it. FML
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GhostFox 34
Yeah... I'd be talking to your mother, if she's in the picture, especially if you and/or the other girls are under age. That's inappropriate as hell. If your mom doesn't do anything about it or isn't around for whatever reason, talk to your school officials, because I highly doubt that your peers want to be masturbation material for someone who is literally old enough to be their father and creepy enough to take advantage of his child being in the track club to get said material.
Druu 53
"Dad! It wasn't a track meat, you perv!"
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GhostFox 34
Yeah... I'd be talking to your mother, if she's in the picture, especially if you and/or the other girls are under age. That's inappropriate as hell. If your mom doesn't do anything about it or isn't around for whatever reason, talk to your school officials, because I highly doubt that your peers want to be masturbation material for someone who is literally old enough to be their father and creepy enough to take advantage of his child being in the track club to get said material.
RichardPencil 32
What a great wingman!
Druu 53
"Dad! It wasn't a track meat, you perv!"
bee delivery 5
i'm guessing you're high school age? your dad sounds like a pedophile. full offense.
Lobby_Bee 18
Spandax butts, drive him nuts.
RockPrincess26 16
Your dad's a pervert. If this is happening in high school or younger, you need to tell the authorities.
hunterseal 18
Though logical,unless proof he assaulted a young girl, turning in your own family member is pretty low and most likely won't happen
GhostFox 34
I will never understand the logical fallacy of how it somehow becomes inappropriate/"wrong" to call someone out for or reveal their immoral behavior, just because they share more DNA with you than other people. They're doing something that is damaging to other people- how does it suddenly become okay to hide someone actions because you are related to them? If you were the victim, wouldn't you be a little upset that someone knew that they were doing what they did to you to others and they didn't do anything about it? You may as well say that you approve of the behavior.
SilentIceWolf 2
it's not low at all. predators need to be turned in.
GhostFox 34
If you are saying you wouldn't report your father to at least the school authorities so they can keep him away from the track field, just because he's your father, you aren't exactly a good person. Or even a decent person. Someone sharing more DNA with you than the average person on the street shouldn't automatically mean you don't do something about them when they do something immoral. Failing to act is the same as saying you approve.
hunterseal 18
It's always hard to realize that your dad is pretty much no better than any younger guy in the perverted department. Though it is alarming it was underage girls, your mother probably already knows but show her the photos and hopefully she can steer him clear before making a bigger mistake.
PseudoHappiness 7
Congrats, your dad is a pedofile in the making.
WTF STFU 3
Pedo alert.