Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so desperate to pee that I used the only bathroom in the convenience store I was in, which was “Employees Only.” Well, the door got stuck and I had to get an employee to let me out. FML
Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML
Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom at work. The lock on the stall door broke, and I couldn't open it. I was all alone and I started having a mini panic attack. After several minutes of frantically trying to fix the lock and hyperventilating, I realized I could just crawl under the door. FML
Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML
Today, I was working at my job at a McDonald's. I was on my break, so I went to use the restroom. When I finished, I tried to open the door, but the lock broke. I was stuck in the basement bathroom for 20 minutes. FML
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Reider022 16
Their problem for not putting a sign on the door, either that or you picked out some good drugs.
MandyO 15
At least you'll never have to see those employees ever again.
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Comments (75)
Weasely 11
You know you can take off the back and flush it from there?
breezyblue33 19
That's what I was thinking, too. If it was like the standard toilets people have at home, then OP could have taken the cover off the top and pulled up the chain connected to the plunger thingy to make it flush. But if it was a typical public toilet, I wouldn't know how else to make it flush.
jigglypuff34 16
You need to own that shit! Be proud of what you created. They will fix the toilet and the problem will be resolved. Not a big deal.
nomrana 14
I don't know which one is worst.. u seeing them poop or them seeing ur poop.. hmmm
ProfessorMctitie 20
But he never saw them poop.. or at least i hope not
MrConcise 35
Everybody poops, hopefully you didn't have anything too vile in your system that needed pushing out. I'm sure they understood, Mr. Diarrhea.
annie_zoo 27
Oh god, more like fml for the two employees.
zaidthunder1 27
Holy shit!
gsam99 20
Pull the tank lid off and lift the rubber water plug inside next time. That water is clean. ;p
gearhead369 20
I was just about to say the same thing
toasterspoon 17
Most public toilets don't have a visible tank in the U.S.
gsam99 20
I live in the states. It may just be that I live in the middle of nowhere, but I very rarely see a toilet without a visible tank.
lazrguideddonut 3
FML from the other perspective: Today, the toilet at work broke. Me and my co-worker went to the bathroom to fix it..just as some asshole walked out, stared us in the face tools in hand, and scampered away.
resno007 6
poopy situation lel
benva21 6
Fshm