Today, I had to spend a long bus ride with my chest pressed against the window, because some mammoth of a woman decided to squeeze her double wide ass into my seat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I succeeded in getting a seat on a crowded bus. I regretted this when, after a couple of stops, a big guy boarded the bus and stood next to me with his penis pressed against my shoulder. Longest. Bus ride. Ever. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML
Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough to get a seat. People were forced to stand in the aisle in front of me, and the person directly opposite me, whose butt was level with my head farted in my face. Twice. FML
Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML
Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML
Today, a sweet old lady gave up her seat for me in the bus. She lectured the entire bus that seats should be given to those in need, like myself who is "heavily pregnant." I'm just fat. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me. When I got off, he smiled and told me as the doors were closing, "The last twelve times was for fun." FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML
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may14th 26
as a fat girl... STOP SAYING PEOPLE CANT HELP BEING OBESE. there's such a small amount of obese people who are in the situation solely for other health reasons. 99% of the time it's pure laziness (which I admit to on my part).
TheGolfGTI 24
Considering the fact that OP had her/his chest pressed up against the window, I'd say there's a fat chance of just "getting out".
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Comments (75)
myabeth 11
Aww how sad. I pity you. What a shitty way to spend a bus ride, when it's just a crumb of your life. Get over yourself. In life, shit like that is gonna happen and you have to learn to deal with it.
yenze 18
@33 are you new here?
sarcasmismyno1 22
Having experienced this many times on airplanes, I feel OPs pain. Irregardless of the reason for a persons size, they have a duty to only occupy as much space as they have paid for, and to be conscious and respectful of those around them. Sadly, with international travel, obesity concerns me much less than poor personal hygiene does.
hellobobismyname 24
Exactly. This isn't just a weight issue. It's about personal space and common courtesy. I've had guys sit next to me on the bus and spread their legs so wide that it forces me into uncomfortable positions. Or people with bulky clothes or shopping bags or big purses who take up all the room. Or people who are incredibly dirty who don't care that they are making contact with you. It's rude. Obese or not.
xMaeLA 24
Irregardless technically isn't a word. Just thought you ought to know.
Reider022 16
Bunch of over sensitive babies if you find this FML offensive.. this generation needs to stop crying about everything it's pathetic.
frostedfoster 15
AMEN
Sh0cK_ing 3
I seriously don't get why people sympathize with her. She was being a rude **** to the guy but all these SJW's think because she's fat she is excluded from the berating.
orcatheseapanda 18
So many butthurt comments. Exactly where did the OP say he/she hates fat people?
wanted_2_want 40
"Mammoth of a woman... Double wide ass..." It sounded cruel. But.... Hahahahaha. Hahahahaha. Hahahahaha Funny as hell. A little longer and she could've made you a stamp!!
ulissey_fml 22
Talk about window pain...
ThrottleJockey 36
Butt, fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go round.
andrmac 25
Well that's why if I'm taking public transportation I never shower before and fart the whole time loudly to keep as much space around me and and be completely antisocial.
smoothies14 32
....So you're for the censorship? And you support the recent comment closings you mentioned? I'm sorry, I'm just a bit confused.
nevereyes 31
Obese/fat people really should just get a set by themselves. Instead of making other people's rides unpleasant