Today, I had to sit through 10 minutes of hearing a man on the tram tell his friend in explicit detail about all the filthy sex acts he'd like to do to me. His friend told him to take a photo to jack off to later. When I tried to tell the tram driver, he told me to "take it as a compliment." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to sit on the bus next to a creepy guy. He began pestering me with overly-sexual statements, and finally I told him I had a boyfriend. He responded with, "Tell me his name so I can track him down, kill him, and hopefully take his place." FML
Today, I got on an empty tram and decided to sit at the back. A few minutes in, I heard a noise. Thinking it was the tram, I decided to ignore it. When I heard what sounded like a giggle, I looked around to see that it wasn't the tram, but it was some creepy middle-aged man taking photos of me. FML
Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus. Then on the other bus I changed to in order to lose him. At least somebody's interested. FML
Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML
Today, a guy tried to take a picture up my skirt, so I loudly confronted him. Just as loudly, he called me a liar because who’d want an "up-skirt of a whale" like me. No one else on the train tried to help me, and I could tell from their dirty looks they agreed with the pervert 100%. FML
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML
Today, I was on the bus home and on the phone with my best friend discussing my sex life with this new guy I'm seeing. I was telling her all sorts of raunchy sex things we've done until someone taps my shoulder and says "I'm sure he doesn't appreciate you saying this in public." It was his mom. FML
Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
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Top comments
stephissilly 18
strike up a conversation about how much you miss having a penis, and are regretting the surgery.
alyspar2 5
That's not creepy at all...
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Comments (237)
jacobsmith19 2
Let him know that your new to the whole being a girl thing and you just got your penis removed... Next micheal Jackson? I think so (:
brittnthomas53 0
that was messed up...
chesoes 8
I hate it wen stuff like that happen to me ...i feel so gross out
UnluckyDude23 0
That's messed up.
GamblingDementor_fml 1
Go to the police and make a complain : this is sexual harassment.
AugustBurnsToast 14
Bahaha well the tram driver kinda had a point :D
HeyImAmy 20
My suggestion. Next time act fake. Pull out your cell phone and pretend that it vibrated in your pocket and it's your bff calling. Pretend to talk to your bff about the guy who's talking about you. I'm not sure what you should say. You can figure that out on your own but, whatever you say, it might help you.
AloysiusWeasley 15
You should be loud and obnoxious right back, talking about how "these loser small-penised freaks actually think they have a chance!" Just absolutely tear them down like the garbage they are, just remember to pause believably for convo breaks once and awhile.
HeyImAmy 20
I love some of the comments on this (they are hilarious) but I think that women should be treat like human beings and NOT pieces of meat. It's nice when somebody thinks you're hot, and not ugly, but it should be a boyfriend or husband who thinks that you're hot and NOT some guys on a tram who are sex crazed perverts. Describing acts of sex to be done to a woman or saying to take a picture for later are NOT complements. Also, a tram driver CAN'T help you unless you get raped or touched inappropriately on his tram car.
psuedodragon 23
Any driver of any type of transportation (taxi, bus, train, airplane) can remove rude, offensive, and dangerous passengers as they see fit. The driver is responsible for the safety of all passengers and if even one indivudal feels threatened then it is their job to rectify that.
DragonitePaladin 6
I want to stick my cucumber in your tomato :D
Bacontree 14
Well why didn't you tell them something yourself?