Today, I had to sit through 10 minutes of hearing a man on the tram tell his friend in explicit detail about all the filthy sex acts he'd like to do to me. His friend told him to take a photo to jack off to later. When I tried to tell the tram driver, he told me to "take it as a compliment." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to sit on the bus next to a creepy guy. He began pestering me with overly-sexual statements, and finally I told him I had a boyfriend. He responded with, "Tell me his name so I can track him down, kill him, and hopefully take his place." FML
Today, I got on an empty tram and decided to sit at the back. A few minutes in, I heard a noise. Thinking it was the tram, I decided to ignore it. When I heard what sounded like a giggle, I looked around to see that it wasn't the tram, but it was some creepy middle-aged man taking photos of me. FML
Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus. Then on the other bus I changed to in order to lose him. At least somebody's interested. FML
Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML
Today, a guy tried to take a picture up my skirt, so I loudly confronted him. Just as loudly, he called me a liar because who’d want an "up-skirt of a whale" like me. No one else on the train tried to help me, and I could tell from their dirty looks they agreed with the pervert 100%. FML
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML
Today, I was on the bus home and on the phone with my best friend discussing my sex life with this new guy I'm seeing. I was telling her all sorts of raunchy sex things we've done until someone taps my shoulder and says "I'm sure he doesn't appreciate you saying this in public." It was his mom. FML
Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
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stephissilly 18
strike up a conversation about how much you miss having a penis, and are regretting the surgery.
alyspar2 5
That's not creepy at all...
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stevenmx86 8
What was the tram driver supposed to do? Learn to handle your own issues there's not always an authority figure around..
hateevryone 15
people have no respect these days.
SpRiTzSpLaSh 7
That is why you shouldn't wear things that expose your body so much
Sidel 11
it doesn't really work that way.
glittercookies 12
You are an idiot. People will say things regardless of what you wear.
vidamasbella 0
shoulda interupted the convo within the first few minutes n suggested he keep his thought to himself before he took a fist to the face
EduJav321 24
Now thats a good bro
alexlovescandy 3
What's a tram?
SlightlyUnstable 6
A tram (also known as a tramcar, streetcar, trolley car) is a passenger rail vehicle which runs on tracks along public urban streets and also sometimes on separate rights of way. It may also run between cities and/or towns (interurbans, tram-train), and/or partially grade separated even in the cities (light rail). Trams very occasionally also carry freight. Trams are usually lighter and shorter than conventional trains and rapid transit trains. However, the differences between these modes of public transportation are often unclear. Some trams (for instance tram-trains) may also run on ordinary railway tracks, a tramway may be upgraded to a light rail or a rapid transit line, two urban tramways may be united to an interurban, etc. Most trams today use electrical power, usually fed by a pantograph; in some cases by a sliding shoe on a third rail or trolley pole. If necessary, they may have several power systems. Certain types of cable car are also known as trams. Another power source is diesel; a few trams use electricity in the streets and diesel in more rural environments. Also steam and petrol (gasoline) have been used. Horse and mule driven trams do still occur. Tramways are now included in the wider term "light rail", which also includes segregated systems. Some systems have both segregated and street-running sections, but are usually then referred to as trams, because it is the equipment for street-running which tends to be the decisive factor. Vehicles on wholly segregated light rail systems are generally called trains, although cases have been known of "trains" built for a segregated system being sold to new owners and becoming "trams".
SlightlyUnstable 6
If you want to see one, go to Prague or Vienna, for example...lots of them in both of these cities.
Angelpower44 11
metro... aint that british? anyway, we have it there :)
jonriise18 3
Don't be such a prude! Lol
jonriise18 3
Haha just realized that's her name! I'm such a good judge of character... Even over the inter-web
THE_A_TEEN 28
**** off, moron...
THE_A_TEEN 28
**** off, moron...
MisterMichael 9
Yeah I hate it too when people think that I'm attractive...
flippityfloop 0
I wonder how society would view this situation if it were two girls talking about a guy. It would probably be okay.
contedefees 11
Probably. Possibly because men, unlike women, do not have a 1 in 5 chance of being raped by the opposite sex. Context people. We live in a world of violence against women. Sexual harassment makes women feel unsafe because of this context.