Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
Today, I took my very talkative toddler to a grocery store. As we passed a woman in an aisle, my kid pointed and said loudly, "Mummy, why does that lady have such a funny face?" I had to awkwardly apologize while my face went beet red. FML
Today, my son decided to run around a supermarket in his underwear, leaving me to chase after him. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my family. My five year old goes under the table and says "Mommy! You forgot to wear underwear!" FML
Today, I was out grocery shopping when some pervert decided to slap my ass as they walked by. As I turned around to confront them, I saw that the culprit was a 7 or 8-year-old boy. I was so shocked, speechless and angry that I couldn't even decide how to handle the situation. FML
Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML
Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
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Top comments
lovelockdown23 23
I would have been embarrased for her. 6 years old Is a little too old for that type of thing to happen.
bigdfootball97 24
They start so young :')
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Comments (115)
dragoongirl90 34
My question is why she was wearing a skirt and no underwear. She was asking for an accident.
Witchylady 18
You need to teach your child how to behave properly in public places. Though those little don't always listen. Lesson number one: always wear knickers and clean ones at that in public places
morena2296 3
I'm just trying to figure out how a 6 year old got under her skirt
limegreenpoopie 31
Omg please start wearing underwear -___-
MrZsDad 19
Did daddy team him that?
Malaki691 15
Wow..just wow...awesome parenting skills...way to teach your kid manners
joy_star_98 6
Where's her FML??
robthegray 3
this is why you should always avoid Walmart or any large store that only has one floor(true department stores have rules to prevent freaks from entering)
fantasyworld 39
A 6 year old should know not to crawl around on the floor.
PuppiesKisses 19
Sheesh but why in the world wear a skirt in public with no under ware? I hope she posts an FML so I can click you deserve it.