Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
Today, I took my very talkative toddler to a grocery store. As we passed a woman in an aisle, my kid pointed and said loudly, "Mummy, why does that lady have such a funny face?" I had to awkwardly apologize while my face went beet red. FML
Today, my son decided to run around a supermarket in his underwear, leaving me to chase after him. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my family. My five year old goes under the table and says "Mommy! You forgot to wear underwear!" FML
Today, I was out grocery shopping when some pervert decided to slap my ass as they walked by. As I turned around to confront them, I saw that the culprit was a 7 or 8-year-old boy. I was so shocked, speechless and angry that I couldn't even decide how to handle the situation. FML
Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML
Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
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Top comments
lovelockdown23 23
I would have been embarrased for her. 6 years old Is a little too old for that type of thing to happen.
bigdfootball97 24
They start so young :')
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Comments (115)
sandman676 20
Omg I have tears funnies thing I've heard all day
chaseafterwind82 29
Hmmm, this sounds suspiciously like a scene from the movie 'Drop Dead Fred'...
internet_nerd 3
6 years old is old enough to know not to do that. If a 2-3 year old did that, it would be embarrassing, but for a 6 year old boy to do that, it's just creepy.
RayneSmytson 24
Six year olds have poor judgement. OPs kid could have been scooting himself around on the floor, as young kids do, and found himself in the situation - he may not have deliberately set out to go between her legs.
chinaski7628 32
If your six year old is scooting himself along the grocery store floor, you really need to take care of that. I know it's not easy having kids and having to run errands with them, but there is some behavior that is just not ok. I know I'm going to sound like a grumpy old person, but the parent is totally at fault here. Control your child.
RedPillSucks 33
the kid is 6, not 16 and its a grocery store, not a gas station bathroom.
randomcritic 14
I don't think it's creepy, but unless her skirt looked like peewees playhouse--why?! I crawled undo all kinds of things as a brat, but not people! He was probably not doing it to be a pervert!
lovelockdown23 23
I agree #53. there's no way a 6 year old should be crawling around on the floor in the store.
Jonkbaby 23
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You should very asked "but why *don't* you have any panties on??"
Aimeejasmine 15
Why does she have to wear them? I doubt she thought about the possibility of a large child putting his head up in her business before leaving the house.
Jonkbaby 23
I believe a women can wear whatever she wants (or not)- I made the remark more in a "fight the awkwardness with even more awkwardness" light
amarie2009 22
Maybe start parenting?
Fmlsea 28
how the hell did she not notice a kid trying to crawl between her legs , until he spoke ?surely she would of noticed her clothing move or a kid near her.
xxsakuraxx 29
My question is why wan't she wearing underwear?
kbecks87 16
My question is, why does she have to?
randomcritic 14
Once I forgot the bring a fresh pair after the gym. Also some people find it comfortable.
oyevey45 12
I mean it's a valid question..
chaseafterwind82 29
Anyone remember the movie 'Drop Dead Fred'? There's a scene in it which is pretty much the same as this post.
Candied_person 13
Your son is savage