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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Cincinnati, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Excuse me
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
whyme102008
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Family Matters
Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Whatcha do when they come for you?
Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
stay in there
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Dumbasses
Today, I got a call from the local police station. Apparently, my idiot son and his equally dumb girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to have sex in the car at a park in broad daylight. They assumed no one would be there due to the quarantine. They were wrong. FML
fuck
Hubert, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Caught
Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML
GoldenTornado11
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
RBergman
Basin, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Caught in 4K
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Fun times
Today, I left the house to get groceries. My parents asked me where I was going and how long I would be gone for. Thinking they were just being inquisitive parents, I ignored them. I got home 20 minutes later to them having sex. FML
Anonymous
Bronx, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
RetroDayDreamer
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Pranked!
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
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greg1234567890_fml 2
whose bush was it?
green_eggs_and_h 0
At least you know your parents still love eachother.
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TalkinSmack 6
it's ok as long as u don't get caught!
perdix 31
Which Bush was it? George H. W. or George W? In any case, your preposition is wrong. Your dad was having sex "in" a bush.
Rpvallejo 0
Wtf
ambs12345 0
and you wuld know that howwww????
ambs12345 0
with mickey mouse
creedaddict 9
go kinky mama & papa
crap5874 4
forgot to ask the cop to join huh...?
KyleHartman 0
At least it wasn't in front off the bush.
bnofziger 0
I've seen worse.
little_monster21 0
at least we know mom and dad still have a happy adventurous marriage :)
Sub_Zero_is_God 13
I hope your mom wasn't pricked :p no pun intended ;)
softballlover98 4
sex in the bush? before or after you picked them up from jail? or both?