Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML
Today, I received a prank phone call that woke me up. I actually kept them on the line because they were the first person to call me in weeks. FML
Today, I feel so lonely I talked to the likely scam number that called me. Even then they hung up after 2 minutes of talking to me. FML
Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML
Today, I called the suicide hotline, only to get lectured by a very condescending man. I hung up and called back, only for the other line to pick up and hang up on me immediately. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
Today, the only person to wish me a Happy Valentine's day was a wrong number calling my cell phone. FML
Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one calling me from down the hall. FML
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Top comments
YacL 15
The prank caller didn't want a conversation, he just wanted to annoy the shit out of you. I guess that means he failed.
iAmScrubs 19
"Hey, you've won 2 billion dollars" "What's cooking good looking?" *dial tone*
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Comments (119)
Iamnotmyself 17
Looks like the pranker, *puts on sun glasses* pranker himself
flamegrilled123 3
wtf?
Jimmyd0t 0
i think #1 meant pranked* if not then...'wtf?' is right
YacL 15
1- If only your comment made sense.
Iamnotmyself 17
My damned IPhone ruined an epic moment
v4extreme 6
bad spellers of the world untie.
OceanBreathesSal 5
I don't think I was the iPhone that ruined it
Iamnotmyself 17
Agreed I'm terrible at spelling :/
Iamnotmyself 17
-28 it auto corrected prankef to pranker...
MrSassypants 34
31 did it auto-correct prankef? JK I'm not a grammar Nazi. "It's spelling not grammar" I know, I know but grammar Nazis correct spelling too.
ItWasAllWorthIt 0
Pranker or pranked, I don't like it.
MrSassypants 34
Damn! You just got torched by 35! You just got torched! You just got torched!
mduffy08 8
I hate it when you spell one word wrong in whatever you are typing, and some tool mocks you for it. WTF?
MrSassypants 34
38 I know I just corrected him to make fun of grammar Nazis but people are giving me thumbs down so I think they think I'm an actual grammar Nazi. Hemmm :(
Iamnotmyself 17
-35 Your can bite my shiny bisexual car
LaughinStock 16
you know you can turn off the autocorrect
Ieatpeople1984 0
26, it is Dyslexics of the world untie...
meggieh815 0
64- no. No it isn't. But good try! :)
AbuelaGrande 0
Llama me para un conversasion con Abuela Grande.
spearhead 5
sounds like you need social skills
peakcheer 2
^^agreed. maybe you can prank call someone to start your own conversation:)
AbuelaGrande 0
Llama me para un conversasion con Abuela Grande mi querido.
atsirk 0
prank call yourself?
08DIB 0
so do u guy who hides from camera
Marcel4_fml 3
94....prank call yourself? really dude..really?
Sub_Zero_is_God 13
You need social skills
bentleysdad11611 0
did you not even see the comment above yours ???????
barlessprison 16
Calm your **** both comments were sent around the same time.
nfc14 2
Did you not learn from writing this earlier in another post and getting the same reply? Wow
YacL 15
The prank caller didn't want a conversation, he just wanted to annoy the shit out of you. I guess that means he failed.
yepyepyepyep 0
canada sucks.
MrXerxes5 6
At least you dont text yourself (:
NomOnShroomz 14
What's wrong with that?
smurfsarwales 9
ahaha did you ever get the nintendo wii?
iamEricCartmen 0
No :( I didn't even get an iPad either.
sheethapins 13
I have the new human centIpad.
OceanBreathesSal 5
I do that when I need to remember something important
cupcakexxrawr 0
who does that? :O
addict4real 0
how do u text urself? lol
iamEricCartmen 0
I once traveled in the future, and had to call myself in present day, but that idiot thought I was prank calling, and hung myself up.
Iamnotmyself 17
So you are admitting your an idiot?
TheLetterZero 7
So you are admitting YOU'RE an idiot?
Khathia21 0
Does that mean YOU text yourself?! O_o
mk58 31
I think you missed the point, 68.
ImInABox 6
Now he probably thinks he called some mental person. Good job.
Consequences 0
His loss!
Moota 9
Horde FTW
Poopolicious 5
what's he losing/ missing out on?
I_need_a_hero 0
you really need a life! just sayin.. lol. or friends one or the other would work eh
bonnie_vb8 5
Try Facebook, might get you father in life with social skills.
bannedforlife 0
Yea, because making cyber friends better prepares you talk to people face-to-face.
TheLetterZero 7
No, you misread. The OP would use facebook to discover his/her father who apparently has social skills, so I'm guessing the OP would learn about social skills from said father.
nerdsgetmehot 23
How will making friends on the internet help? I'm reserved and have no problem making friends online, but in "real life" it's a different story.
yepyepyepyep 0
lol @50
Crazy_Toss3R 0
trolololololo #50 made my day
tranced_ 45
I'm still looking for the 50th comment.. and if I'm not wrong, it is farther!