Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Excuse me
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Family Matters
Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML
Whatcha do when they come for you?
Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
Dumbasses
Today, I got a call from the local police station. Apparently, my idiot son and his equally dumb girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to have sex in the car at a park in broad daylight. They assumed no one would be there due to the quarantine. They were wrong. FML
Caught
Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Caught in 4K
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Fun times
Today, I left the house to get groceries. My parents asked me where I was going and how long I would be gone for. Thinking they were just being inquisitive parents, I ignored them. I got home 20 minutes later to them having sex. FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Pranked!
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
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greg1234567890_fml 2
whose bush was it?
green_eggs_and_h 0
At least you know your parents still love eachother.
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Comments (287)
InnocentLies 0
Behind her bush is fine.
Coon123 0
wouldn mind seeing behind your bush ;) lol
xxsarahfxx 6
^ pervert.
greatwyt 0
perverts are okay..... at least they not gay?
Tyler_McCalliste 0
yea so how do I message u
Mysanitywins 10
I didn't know FML.com was a dating site.
fmlfmlihatemysel 0
so is behind ur bush
I_need_a_hero 0
haha! that sucks for you. sounds fun tho (; lmfao jkjk.
IGotNippleRings 4
Hahahaha, gotta wonder what the cop did/thought when he first saw what was goin on.
HIwaiian 1
lol ya lyk did he wait fo them to finnish
Mysanitywins 10
So, I see you tylk liek thus? loljk
meggieh815 0
lol ya thay r funii.
amerwin 3
Sounds like she favors some good wood.
TattedUP89 0
ha that hot
goshpeople 4
Look on the bright side. They were having sex with each other, at least.
laurabev 9
Classy!
LemonStarship 5
This is why I love Texas
mahomie97 7
true dat!
A4zzzA4 0
Haha that's hilarious.
mea_iloveskiing 26
at least you weren't the one who found them (:
nfc14 2
Dont you wonder about all the places they didnt get caught? Probably not as its your parents but good on em, great to hear a marriage success story every now and then! :p