snowbell18
United States
Today, I had to pay my manager $10 just to take my stalker's order so I didn't have to. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
danny
Today, while working at a chain restaurant, I forgot to charge someone a few dollars for extra toppings on the side. My stingy boss took the time to take that money out of my paycheck. FML
Cano951
United States
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
astalkerindeed
Pasadena, United States
Expensive hobby
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Dino
Today, I drove a total of 4 hours for my boss to demote me, downgrade my pay, and make the kid I hired my new boss. Why? Because I asked about the $500 missing from my paycheck. FML
Ross R
Richland, United States
Today, I decided to cover a coworker's closing shift because she felt sick. My boss even gave me a $10 gift card for doing it. I felt good about it, until I walked outside and found that my car had been stolen. FML
richgirl
United States
Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML
pinkplasticjesus
Canada
Today, I went to a restaurant and only brought $14 with me to eat. I ordered and ate my meal, then went to the counter to pay for it. I threw $2 into the tip jar then got my bill. My bill was $13.86. I had to reach into the tip jar and take my $2 back so I could pay for my meal. FML
hazlanz216
Canada
Today, I was suspended from work. Some lady went to the manager and told them that I was stalking her, all because I would kindly greet her everyday at the grocery store. I'm the cashier. FML
Louis DJ
Canada
The cost of sucking up
Today, I was at a fancy restaurant with my boss, trying to make a good impression. I ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, only to later realize I'd forgotten my wallet. My boss had to pay for the meal, and I'm wondering if my job in accounting is now on the line. FML
Liz
United States
Today, I had to watch my neighbor's daughter for 10 hours. She wouldn't eat anything I had to offer, so I ordered a pizza for $19 + a $5 tip = $24. Her father came by to pick her up, thanked me, and gave me a $20 bill. I effectively just paid to watch his kid. FML
Top comments
supportcommand 17
Take it yourself and flirt with him. Might get a huge tip. He'd probably love it if you spit in his food too.
HeyArnold91 8
Sometimes the best way to scare off a stalker is too act more psycho than they are
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htownpostman 16
What a poor excuse for a manager! It's his job to take over if a customer makes you uncomfortable or in this case fear for your life!
htownpostman 16
Befriend her stalker? Are you mental??
night72 1
How come there's all these FMLs about stalkers? Shouldn't go just call the police? And even if you did they would handle it not just give him a slap on the wrist. Right?
angel_of_death55 7
I've had a stalker so many times it's so creepy
sweetmama88 6
That can't be any good , if I was you I would tell the cops about your stalker and maybe he will get the hint to leave you alone .
nanpooo 6
I don't know about other restaurants, but where I work you have the right to refuse to serve and kick someone out if you don't feel comfortable doing so. If that doesn't work or you can't do that, I would suggest to get a restraining order, or get a new job if you can. Good luck with this. Hope you can figure something out, and quick too.
PipingMouse 14
Legally, since the manager is paying you for your job he can't accept bribes from you. What he should have done was do it for you out of good will.
PhishloverA 14
Is that even legal?
StanSmith2013 26
At least you have a stalker lol, be proud about it!
DylansMomma 9
Your comment : I have one of those too, OP. Except she moved when we were about 10 years old clear across the country and makes 600 (not exaggerating) facebook pages just to creep on my stuff and steal pictures of my son. It's very scary. Especially since it's been 12 years! I hope since your stalker is able to be stopped since your in the same city/near each other.
ariaofdoom 16
so contact law enforcement... You have the grounds to since you feel your well being as well as your son's is being threatened. Even though she's harassing you via the internet the cops can still help...