Today, I found out the Tinder girl I'd ghosted after going on a date with her committed suicide. They came to me for answers because I was the last known person that ever talked to her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a Tinder date that was going surprisingly well. After dinner, she excused herself to the restroom… and never came back. I sat there for 25 minutes before realizing she had texted me: “Sorry, I saw my ex here and panicked. Hope you enjoy the fries.” I did not. FML
Today, I finally found out what happened to my ex-girlfriend from my high school days, since a few years ago she suddenly stopped using social media and never returned my texts or calls to see how she was doing. Turns out she died, and no one bothered to inform me. FML
Today, my ex messaged me out of the blue saying she found my fiancée's Tinder profile. I told her there was no way it was true. It actually was. FML
Today, I was hitting it off pretty well with a girl I met through a dating app. However, she's never going to speak to me again because I also happened to "match" with her friend. How was I supposed to know they knew each other? FML
Today, I matched with a woman on Tinder with whom I'd already talked on another dating app. The conversation had died out pretty quickly, so I was surprised she gave me a second chance. Her first message was to tell me how boring I was on the other app. FML
Today, I'd thought that I'd found the new love of my life. She wanted me, I wanted her, we were compatible on so many levels. I have known her for 15 years, and she had asked me on a date. Last night, she unfriended, blocked, and ghosted me. FML
Today, my girlfriend confronted me about having an active Tinder profile. When she showed it to me, it was someone pretending to be me. But that now begs the question: Why is she on Tinder? FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me and set all my stuff on fire. Why? Because she found my Tinder account. I haven’t even used it since I met her. FML
Today, after my boyfriend broke things off saying he couldn't handle being in a relationship after the death of his brother, I found out that he's back on Tinder not even three weeks after the break up. FML
Today, the girl I’ve had a crush on for months told me she scored a Tinder date and she’s so excited to go out with him. Just last week, I worked up the courage to ask her to be my girlfriend and she told me she doesn’t want a relationship, and “doesn’t believe in love anymore.” FML
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Top comments
mike3775 39
Why does the current generation think it’s so hard to say “sorry, I didn’t have a good time with you,I’m wish you well” after a bad first date? Ghosting is assholish
1known 34
Ghosting is not the best way to end a relationship, but you are not responsible for her suicide.
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Comments (6)
RichardPencil 32
You must be one terrible ****! I've had lousy sex before, but that only caused me to engage in some binge-eating.
Alan Staff 59
Come on Richard, everyone knows you've never touched a woman. Or a man. Maybe some seaweed at best.
Charlie Coffman_1920149595 18
you must be horrible in bed if she'd rather kill herself then even think of you naked again
mike3775 39
Why does the current generation think it’s so hard to say “sorry, I didn’t have a good time with you,I’m wish you well” after a bad first date? Ghosting is assholish
1known 34
Ghosting is not the best way to end a relationship, but you are not responsible for her suicide.
MidnaLink 35
What's with the laugh reacts in the corner? Who'd laugh at this?
Marcella1016 32
Glad I wasn’t the only one who wondered. I love [the FML gods] but sometimes really scratch my head over their reaction choices. With this one, I literally started wondering if they’re completely random lol On a similar note...what the heck is a JCS? Jabroni...Creepy Stalker? Jesus Christ Superstar? Just come...shhh 🤫😏??
Alan Staff 59
Sorry about the title, it's my obsession with true crime stuff on YouTube, look up "JCS criminal psychology" to see what I mean!
Silver_helmet 10
Ghosting is not a nice way to close if you don't want to meet someone again, but her decision had much deeper roots than the date with you.