Today, I had to pay my manager $10 just to take my stalker's order so I didn't have to. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, while working at a chain restaurant, I forgot to charge someone a few dollars for extra toppings on the side. My stingy boss took the time to take that money out of my paycheck. FML
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Expensive hobby
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Today, I drove a total of 4 hours for my boss to demote me, downgrade my pay, and make the kid I hired my new boss. Why? Because I asked about the $500 missing from my paycheck. FML
Today, I decided to cover a coworker's closing shift because she felt sick. My boss even gave me a $10 gift card for doing it. I felt good about it, until I walked outside and found that my car had been stolen. FML
Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant and only brought $14 with me to eat. I ordered and ate my meal, then went to the counter to pay for it. I threw $2 into the tip jar then got my bill. My bill was $13.86. I had to reach into the tip jar and take my $2 back so I could pay for my meal. FML
Today, I was suspended from work. Some lady went to the manager and told them that I was stalking her, all because I would kindly greet her everyday at the grocery store. I'm the cashier. FML
The cost of sucking up
Today, I was at a fancy restaurant with my boss, trying to make a good impression. I ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, only to later realize I'd forgotten my wallet. My boss had to pay for the meal, and I'm wondering if my job in accounting is now on the line. FML
Today, I had to watch my neighbor's daughter for 10 hours. She wouldn't eat anything I had to offer, so I ordered a pizza for $19 + a $5 tip = $24. Her father came by to pick her up, thanked me, and gave me a $20 bill. I effectively just paid to watch his kid. FML
Top comments
supportcommand 17
Take it yourself and flirt with him. Might get a huge tip. He'd probably love it if you spit in his food too.
HeyArnold91 8
Sometimes the best way to scare off a stalker is too act more psycho than they are
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Comments (84)
annie_nk 23
At the time being, it was $10 well spent to get out of that situation quickly. Start working on a restraing order and inform your manager he's not allowed near you.
troyt1985 0
your manager should be fired. he took money to do what he should have done in the first place.
ariaofdoom 16
If it's a legitimate stalker, and not just someone you don't like and are trying to avoid then you should definitely file a no contact order against them. Kinda tough to do your job and live your life if you're spending all your time hiding from this person.
Hellbound_Alleee 14
You need to contact your HR manager, or at the very least OSHA, or the labor board. If you have a stalker, your manager needs to take it DAMN seriously, because if you get hurt that way at work, that's a MAJOR insurance liability for them. First, explain this to your manager. Make sure you report this person to the police. Tell your manager the case number the police gave you. If he/she STILL ignores this, go over his/her head to the store or district manager, or HR. Corporate does NOT take kindly to ignoring illegal behavior in their stores--especially if you have a restraining order. Of course, you MUST watch out for your own personal safety at home first. If you get a restraining order, maybe stay with friends or family for a couple of days. Don't blow this off.
kitkattgirl 2
Your manager should have understood if you told them that the customer has been stalking you. He/She shouldn't have taken the money and done it out of professionalism and compassion.
rick159 12
Report him to his boss.it is his job to protect his employees.....it's his FIRST job.
hateevryone 15
You should've told your boss who he was.
JonathanOuwens 1
How professional of you.
jasjnn 4
I wondered where you were.
Pinkpoogle 3
That's a dirty trick you did to me. I'll be back tomorrow