Today, I had to pay my manager $10 just to take my stalker's order so I didn't have to. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, while working at a chain restaurant, I forgot to charge someone a few dollars for extra toppings on the side. My stingy boss took the time to take that money out of my paycheck. FML
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Expensive hobby
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Today, I drove a total of 4 hours for my boss to demote me, downgrade my pay, and make the kid I hired my new boss. Why? Because I asked about the $500 missing from my paycheck. FML
Today, I decided to cover a coworker's closing shift because she felt sick. My boss even gave me a $10 gift card for doing it. I felt good about it, until I walked outside and found that my car had been stolen. FML
Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant and only brought $14 with me to eat. I ordered and ate my meal, then went to the counter to pay for it. I threw $2 into the tip jar then got my bill. My bill was $13.86. I had to reach into the tip jar and take my $2 back so I could pay for my meal. FML
Today, I was suspended from work. Some lady went to the manager and told them that I was stalking her, all because I would kindly greet her everyday at the grocery store. I'm the cashier. FML
The cost of sucking up
Today, I was at a fancy restaurant with my boss, trying to make a good impression. I ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, only to later realize I'd forgotten my wallet. My boss had to pay for the meal, and I'm wondering if my job in accounting is now on the line. FML
Today, I had to watch my neighbor's daughter for 10 hours. She wouldn't eat anything I had to offer, so I ordered a pizza for $19 + a $5 tip = $24. Her father came by to pick her up, thanked me, and gave me a $20 bill. I effectively just paid to watch his kid. FML
Top comments
supportcommand 17
Take it yourself and flirt with him. Might get a huge tip. He'd probably love it if you spit in his food too.
HeyArnold91 8
Sometimes the best way to scare off a stalker is too act more psycho than they are
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Comments (84)
CeltHound 14
If you lived here in Mississippi, guys would line up to do that for free because chivalry ain't dead down here!!! ;D
Likian5 26
I don't think any manager has the right to extort money from their employees to do part of their job, which involves cashiering...
leydia 10
It's he's legitimately stalking you, I think you should file a police report. You never know what crazy stuff he will try to pull. Keep in mind, your manager is also responsible for your safety . Whether that be a hazard that lead to an injury or a potential situation that arises from a stalker and can be held responsible for any situation that potentially results. It's in his best interest to keep your best interest in mind. Not to mention you could sue, just for being emotional distress you incurred. Talk to you manager. If he doesn't want to protect you, talk to a higher manager.
doglover100 29
Your boss sucks. Get a restraining order ASAP.
RKD 23
$10 well spent!
mookiemookie01 24
So wrong
fantasyworld 39
I'd file a police report.