snowbell18
United States
Today, I had to pay my manager $10 just to take my stalker's order so I didn't have to. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
danny
Today, while working at a chain restaurant, I forgot to charge someone a few dollars for extra toppings on the side. My stingy boss took the time to take that money out of my paycheck. FML
Cano951
United States
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
astalkerindeed
Pasadena, United States
Expensive hobby
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Dino
Today, I drove a total of 4 hours for my boss to demote me, downgrade my pay, and make the kid I hired my new boss. Why? Because I asked about the $500 missing from my paycheck. FML
Ross R
Richland, United States
Today, I decided to cover a coworker's closing shift because she felt sick. My boss even gave me a $10 gift card for doing it. I felt good about it, until I walked outside and found that my car had been stolen. FML
richgirl
United States
Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML
pinkplasticjesus
Canada
Today, I went to a restaurant and only brought $14 with me to eat. I ordered and ate my meal, then went to the counter to pay for it. I threw $2 into the tip jar then got my bill. My bill was $13.86. I had to reach into the tip jar and take my $2 back so I could pay for my meal. FML
hazlanz216
Canada
Today, I was suspended from work. Some lady went to the manager and told them that I was stalking her, all because I would kindly greet her everyday at the grocery store. I'm the cashier. FML
Louis DJ
Canada
The cost of sucking up
Today, I was at a fancy restaurant with my boss, trying to make a good impression. I ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, only to later realize I'd forgotten my wallet. My boss had to pay for the meal, and I'm wondering if my job in accounting is now on the line. FML
Liz
United States
Today, I had to watch my neighbor's daughter for 10 hours. She wouldn't eat anything I had to offer, so I ordered a pizza for $19 + a $5 tip = $24. Her father came by to pick her up, thanked me, and gave me a $20 bill. I effectively just paid to watch his kid. FML
Top comments
supportcommand 17
Take it yourself and flirt with him. Might get a huge tip. He'd probably love it if you spit in his food too.
HeyArnold91 8
Sometimes the best way to scare off a stalker is too act more psycho than they are
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wanglezeng 0
haha
herpderpherpderp 13
can't the manager do anything about this stalker?
zero91 4
manager do not want to lose customer .
eggmarie 25
No, he's a manager not a police officer. He can't kick someone out of his store if he has no proof the guy is stalking her.
walmartpaysme 15
53, in a larger corporation the manager could get in trouble by his superiors if he refuses service to a customer and they file a complaint. Some people just don't care about the well-being and safety of their employees.
eggmarie 25
Where I work, we only have the right to refuse customers who are rude, inappropriate, etc. we can't refuse them service for no apparent reason. If the stalker wasn't acting up in the store and was still removed, he could (and most likely would) file a complaint, getting the manager on duty in trouble.
SlackerEmeritus 13
Your manager sounds like a tool. Look into a restraining order for the stalker and see if you can get into contact with somebody higher up the ladder about your manager's misconduct and poor handling of the situation.
fireysaje 10
Plot twist- her manager is the stalker
chellyX92 8
So explain the other stalker?
habibiiiiiii 2
Op is just that stalk-able.
Ugi 27
I'm glad that your manager is supporting their staff anyway!* Why do employers not see that staff who are stressed out are not productive staff? * No, I do not mean this.
tj4234 36
pretty sure that's illegal. Not sure if it is in the US but it definitely is here in the UK.
severe_fml 3
Take it seriously and tell your parents. There are stories in the news all the time of young girls being abducted and killed. Don't f around with these people.
nancyschmancy 9
That is seriously the most f'd up profile picture ever!
zero91 4
set up a meeting point with the stalker and call the police
alfred07 18
Your manager should have done that for free, or at least got someone else to do the order (again, for free)
rebel_belle1974 5
she should've kicked him out, refused him service
eggmarie 25
That's illegal. Manager has no proof this guy is stalking the girl. If he kicks him out for no apparent reason, he can get in trouble