Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML
Liar !
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
Today, my mother is so overdramatic that her response to finding out I lost a friend's book was that I should fake my own death rather than fess up. FML
Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
Today, as a part of my autobiography project for school, I needed to have 2 friends and 2 family members each write me a letter. I ended up having to forge 3 letters. FML
Don't worry, we don't snitch here!
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
Today, we had to give a surprise speech in speech class on two of our best and closest friends. My first friend was my mom. I had to make up the other one. FML
Ratted
Today, one of my friends got me in trouble when he called our house and asked my parents why they didn't see us at a school conference. My parents were at a meeting elsewhere at the time, so I didn't bother to tell them about it, as we couldn't have gone there to begin with, and it was voluntary. They're mad anyway. FML
Lonely boy hiding behind the front door
Today, I learned that my parents know that I have no friends when they told me to go and make some. FML
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poper123 0
exact same thing happened to me. i feel for you, friendless buddy
katherinebby17 28
damn thats really sad
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Raymab67 0
Your mum is mean, it means stuff like that, that results in unfortunate people not getting friends :(, my suggestion, get the fk of the PC and go out and make some!! and dw, im hear for you :)
Moemoemoe_fml 0
What if he is a misanthrope by choice? Some of us hate the rest of mankind and prefer to stay on our own without being bugged by others or vice-versa. No one said it's mandatory to go make friends with random idiots at school. Maybe his mom is just a tool who defines herself by who's friends with her, and is trying to push that vision on her son, while he makes up stories because he's fed up of that. ;) lol
WTFsGoingOn 0
Then don't make friends at school. Believe me, you can meet someone out there who hates the human race as much as you do and you'll have a great time together. Haven't you ever seen Daria? ;)
DameGreyWulf 1
My father's pretty much the same way. I have friends, they just live elsewhere, and apparently this makes me a loser because I chose not to associate with the slaggish bigots at my school. Hooray for colleeeege
aboutagirl_17 0
awwie :|
lovely_lady_712 0
wow, ur moms horrible.. no offense or anything..
Jonathan33 0
see this, to me, seems impossible. I can't understand how some people have zero friends... it isn't hard at all to socialize with people. unless you just shun everyone and have awkward conversations to the point where people think your autistic or something, then that's your fault. but really...COME ON!
arienh4 0
Define 'autistic or something'. I don't 'just shun everyone and have awkward conversations', yet I am autistic. People on this site really need to learn what autism is...
redbluegreen 41
I wholeheartedly agree with you arienh4.
8trickster8 0
And you don't need to be autistic to just not enjoy being around people most of the time.
WTFsGoingOn 0
There are lots of things that cause people to not want friend or enjoy being around people. There are even severe anxiety disorders that cause these types of issues, as well as actual mental and physical disorders. For example I am agoraphobic, it is a phobia that can cause anxiety attack and is defined as a fear of public or open places. I do pretty well myself, but some people have this disorder so horribly that they become house bound for life.
Kukironosuke 16
@jonaathan33, and arianh(i think). there are many different forms of autism, including social autism which i have, social autism is people like how jonathan described, dont like to talk to most people an horribly akward in public, but regardless what jonathan thinks it is not our fault, you know that felling where your fingers are close to a hot object like a stove and your nerve memory sends a msg to your brain just how horrible it would be to touch the stove? ppl like me are either a. born with, or b. develope that feeling at a young age about people/strangers, its not shyness, its a subconcious/nerve rattling fear of talking to people, luckily for me i found a friend in the 2nd grade who was also a social reject, and its not just easy to go find friends like that, my one friend in rl had to eventually drop out of school cause of his inability to meet the required personality needed to be in a school setting cuz he is more confrintational im more passive and turn into a rock in public, but the point is, as an adult you cant go out and meet people like me, because they are all at home, usually on a computer. i would have to break into peopless housesand randomly talk to ppl to find out if they are like me, which doesnt work for anybody, thats why we meet friends online, so we can hopefully one day meet them in rl
Cristaderzi 0
A: Ops Mum is an immature loon. B: The only friends one will truly ever have I Allah and themselves!!
jelmermcgee 8
Allah was made up by an uneducated sandnigger who tricked the other uneducated sandniggers into believing he was divinely inspired to write a book that got changed to suit his current whim. You're dumb. To the OP: I understand its hard to make friends. I moved cities recently and have had trouble making new friends. **** your mom (I mean I will if she's hot enough but that's neither here nor there)
veganphotog 0
awww :(
aTRAGEDY 0
awww poor kid I would be your friend
themantest 0
#6 even though you are being sarcastic, how would her mum killing herself be "the best idea ever"?
dacho 7
The saddest thing is that you have to lie your mom about that.