Today, as a part of my autobiography project for school, I needed to have 2 friends and 2 family members each write me a letter. I ended up having to forge 3 letters. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML
Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML
Today, I had to complete a project for my course in Italian. We had to write a little paragraph about a friend. I had to make one up. FML
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, one of my colleagues was asked to rewrite an entire project, which I wrote last week. I'd spent more than 4 days writing it. FML
Today, I signed my own plaster-cast to make people believe that I actually have friends. FML
Today, after missing college for a week due to illness, I found out my "friends" were bullshitting me about us having to write an important no-extension Biology essay. Copious amounts of my sweat, snot and tears went into that desperation-fueled nightmare. Thanks, dickheads. FML
Today, we had to give a surprise speech in speech class on two of our best and closest friends. My first friend was my mom. I had to make up the other one. FML
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
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JasonUMN 15
On the bright side, now it's truly an autobiography!
perdix 31
Dipping your dog's paw in ink and making him step on a sheet of paper doesn't count. You need to forge a fourth letter!
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Comments (68)
Vnzlan_girl 10
aww poor OP. I'll be your friend! (:
perdix 31
#3, aw, you're so sweet! If the OP callously rejects your gracious offer, can I get in on some of that action? Um, ..., I mean, friendship action. Yeah, that's what I mean!
JMichael 26
Don't be creeping on unsuspecting woman perdix :p
perdix 31
#15, no women around these parts are unsuspecting of me ;)
dingleberrysteve 6
jokes on you op doesnt want friends
TordNorski 30
I'd do the same...
shadowedpixie 19
Me too, I don't have any close friends, and besides my mom none of my family really knows me...
Jessa91 10
Time to start making some friends...
Jasmeent11 15
It's really hard for some people.
gAt_d 26
It can be really hard for some kids, social anxiety is a bitch.
Rainhawk94 27
Hey at least you got one....unless its your mom
buttery_nipples 12
What's wrong with OP's mom?
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
6- Well it did say from 2 family members...
JasonUMN 15
On the bright side, now it's truly an autobiography!
cheshirecat13242 32
Bummer OP.. At least you don't have to worry that someone may have inaccurately depicted you
rob02 19
If you want something done you gotta do it yourself
perdix 31
Dipping your dog's paw in ink and making him step on a sheet of paper doesn't count. You need to forge a fourth letter!
alycion 39
I paid good money to let my dog paw paint! He's an arteest. Ok it was a 3 dollar donation to the shelter and the painting looks like crap. But I love it.
Enslaved 38
"We just figured out Blue's Clue 'Cause we're really smart."
J_Kertz 14
^^^ This guy...
Rainhawk94 27
^^^ This guy....
Ms_ValS 27
I think they saw it as silly homework they want no part of. It's frustrating when they don't seem to care enough to understand. Sorry OP.
glitterkuro 18
Or maybe they were too busy, I guess it depends how long the letters had to be.
BadApple88 29
Awww that's sad but at least you got it done