Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
nofriends
Japan
Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML
Anonymous
Liar !
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
hylianprincess
United States
Today, my mother is so overdramatic that her response to finding out I lost a friend's book was that I should fake my own death rather than fess up. FML
KrazyKill
Canada
Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
me
Bronx, United States
Today, as a part of my autobiography project for school, I needed to have 2 friends and 2 family members each write me a letter. I ended up having to forge 3 letters. FML
Anonymous
Singapore, Singapore
Don't worry, we don't snitch here!
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
nofriends
United States
Today, we had to give a surprise speech in speech class on two of our best and closest friends. My first friend was my mom. I had to make up the other one. FML
Anonymous
United States
Ratted
Today, one of my friends got me in trouble when he called our house and asked my parents why they didn't see us at a school conference. My parents were at a meeting elsewhere at the time, so I didn't bother to tell them about it, as we couldn't have gone there to begin with, and it was voluntary. They're mad anyway. FML
Anonymous
Lonely boy hiding behind the front door
Today, I learned that my parents know that I have no friends when they told me to go and make some. FML
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poper123 0
exact same thing happened to me. i feel for you, friendless buddy
katherinebby17 28
damn thats really sad
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GeorgiNeedsALife 0
I do that ALL the time, but not because I don't have friends, because I can't be bothered to tell my Mum every detail about my friends...
lshrs 0
it's bad enough when idiots at school or stupid people call you a loser, but when your mum calls you one, that really is a FML.
FaTma24 0
Today my boyfriend told me that we were going to see a movie after that we saw his mom and a young guy kissing her...i guess his mom is in affair with a guys 10 years younger than him....and that guy was my Brother....FML
skittles88 0
awwwww<33
cloud_strife_ 0
Some mom. Why do so many people on fmylife.com have lunatic mothers?
hayoudumbass 0
your mom was right you are a loser wait to til she asks you to bring one home dumbass
clarkey 0
friend
Madstar744 0
I can't stand talking to strangers, but as soon as I get to know someone I love talking to them... It's a fear thing; if someone in my class talks to me, I freak out and say whatever pops into my head (which is one of the reasons everyone thinks I'm so weird, NOT that it's a bad thing).
IAreNotANom 2
Just tell her that your lifestyle is you choice. If she wants to be a miserable jerk then let her be. Ask what her sefinition of "loser" is. Perhaps make a mention of some oppressive regime like nazi germany or the iron curtain and suggest those places also had people who thought they should tell people how to live.
lauralavenderbab 0
Whadda bitch