Today, I had to go down to the county police department to bail out my kids who thought it would be a good idea to try mugging an ice cream truck driver. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML
Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML
Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year-old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML
Today, I thought it was about time to learn to ride a bike as an adult. I wobbled down the street, lost my balance, and crashed into a parked ice cream truck. The owner yelled at me, and I was left with a bruised ego and no ice cream. FML
Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML
Today, my daughter asked for a dollar to buy ice cream from the ice cream truck while I was on my computer working. Out of my wallet she took a fifty dollar bill. The ice cream man got a big tip before driving off. FML
Today, I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested for shoplifting 15 packs of gum. He got away with it at first, but got busted when he tried to return it all because he "didn't like the flavor". FML
Today, I got pulled over and ticketed while taking cookies to the local police station. FML
Today, as I was walking home, three burly men suddenly began to approach me. Thinking they were going to mug me, I reached for my pocketknife and said, "Stay away, I have a knife." Turns out they just wanted directions to an ice cream shop for their daughters, who were now bawling their eyes out. FML
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
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Top comments
drunkonduty247 1
Why bail them out?
Dblocker 18
I guess the kids never thought that trucks can go faster than them huh?
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Comments (190)
skipper00oo 4
This is obviously because of the music video of bangerang by skrillex! Lol
saya2250 1
have they by any chance seen the music video for bangarang by skrillex...because in that video they mug an ice cream truck
PhishloverA 14
It's never a good idea to mug anyone. If you somehow raised them in a way that made them feel like mugging someone is ok then YDI
SammyS2012 21
Haven't you guys seen "The Sitter"? Those were his children! It explains so much.
savannah0790 0
Your kids! You didn't deserve it, but you most certainly help cause it. You raised those kids!
wowchick0511 1
I bet they were trying what happened in the music video for bangerang by skrillex a dub step song
xXSuperYXx 7
They were just recreating skrillex's bangarang music video.
macpabloBUCK 1
Bangarang
macpabloBUCK 1
Bangarang
BatGirl596 6
Sounds like something me and my brothers would do only we would mug it for all the ice cream