ChangMu
Des Moines, United States
Today, I had to go buy diaper rash cream. For myself. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
WhyGod
Today, I got a diaper rash from a pad. FML
abutorac951
Panic! At the Costco
Today, I had to drive over an hour away to buy toilet paper. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Anonymous
Creamed
Today, I had a heat rash on my crotch. I asked my mom for cortisone cream. While I was putting it on, it suddenly started burning. It turns out she gave me arthritis cream. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML
UGH
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Memory loss
Today, I had to return a shirt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shirt and receipt. Later, I remembered that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, and whipped cream. FML
Matt
United States
Pissed
Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML
maddie94
Australia
Stained
Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML
It burns down there
Today, I used a new fragrance-free hypoallergenic laundry detergent for my underwear, as I have sensitive skin. I got a rash. FML
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zingline89 18
Aw I'm sorry, let me give you a Huggie
Dramori 29
Perhaps your username should be "ChangeMe" instead...
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Comments (65)
AlexiAwesome 10
I need more information...
brebabee793 13
you're still alive.. quit complaining, itll go away very shortly
D3ATHZ3RO 15
Why?
maniaccy 8
How old are you??
ni0ve 9
hot weather n big thighs, i understand completely
gardenwhipped3 14
That stuff is a godsend for international flights.
charvisioku 22
I use it to help tattoos to heal; Bepanthem, brilliant stuff xD
syrini 7
Bought A&D cream for myself and thought about throwing diapers in the cart until I made it to the register. So id say I feel your pain, but the cream worked.
Shamomo 4
how do we know you're not a really clever baby?
ZeeroKamarrii 18
I use nappy rash cream on my eczema rashes.. It's not just for those kinds of rashes. It's used for practically any form of skin irritation.