ChangMu
Des Moines, United States
Today, I had to go buy diaper rash cream. For myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
WhyGod
Today, I got a diaper rash from a pad. FML
abutorac951
Panic! At the Costco
Today, I had to drive over an hour away to buy toilet paper. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Anonymous
Creamed
Today, I had a heat rash on my crotch. I asked my mom for cortisone cream. While I was putting it on, it suddenly started burning. It turns out she gave me arthritis cream. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML
UGH
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Memory loss
Today, I had to return a shirt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shirt and receipt. Later, I remembered that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, and whipped cream. FML
Matt
United States
Pissed
Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML
maddie94
Australia
Stained
Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML
It burns down there
Today, I used a new fragrance-free hypoallergenic laundry detergent for my underwear, as I have sensitive skin. I got a rash. FML
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zingline89 18
Aw I'm sorry, let me give you a Huggie
Dramori 29
Perhaps your username should be "ChangeMe" instead...
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Comments (65)
oj101 33
The real question is why are you still on daipers?
RedPillSucks 33
He doesn't do diapers anymore. He's moved on to cocaine.
oj101 33
Well that escalated quickly
FitForFun 11
I could not rationalize why this person would be wearing diapers. Then I pictured a massive sumo wrestler posting this FML and it made it way funnier.
DropBearMeat 23
This comment needs to be an illustrated FML!
honestyslife 9
Potty training is always the hardest stage....
sugarshane007 20
And that's the last time you give in to anyone's diaper fetish!
talyad 3
But when you apply it it is the best feeling in the world....aaaah, relief
ThePsyche 9
OP, don't feel bad. The worst can happen to the best of us and this is NOT the worst. Tis just a rash (presumably) and kudos to you for taking the initiative.
Capt_Oblivious 10
Isn't that just irritating.
Glitter_taco_ 10
Oh shit that's gotta burn! Say it was for your baby...
possy 19
Time for a bottle and some baby powder.... Then into the crib for a nap!
angelitared 27
That sounds rashly painful?