ChangMu
Des Moines, United States
Today, I had to go buy diaper rash cream. For myself. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
WhyGod
Today, I got a diaper rash from a pad. FML
abutorac951
Panic! At the Costco
Today, I had to drive over an hour away to buy toilet paper. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Anonymous
Creamed
Today, I had a heat rash on my crotch. I asked my mom for cortisone cream. While I was putting it on, it suddenly started burning. It turns out she gave me arthritis cream. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML
UGH
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Memory loss
Today, I had to return a shirt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shirt and receipt. Later, I remembered that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, and whipped cream. FML
Matt
United States
Pissed
Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML
maddie94
Australia
Stained
Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML
It burns down there
Today, I used a new fragrance-free hypoallergenic laundry detergent for my underwear, as I have sensitive skin. I got a rash. FML
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zingline89 18
Aw I'm sorry, let me give you a Huggie
Dramori 29
Perhaps your username should be "ChangeMe" instead...
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Comments (65)
olpally 33
Good job stewie! Becoming a big boy now aren't we? Lol.
seniorchang 16
Bummer, OP. You must be down in the dumps. Diaper rash can be some painful shit. Hope it all comes out OK in the end!
Sputnikspak 13
I use that stuff on my hands all the time. Way better than most lotions!
benmec 18
No shame in that. Try Burt's Bees diaper ointment. Nothing quite like an all natural fresh butt! :)
caysters 12
Change your pants when you piss em. Or better yet, stop pissing em.
lollypop30001 19
Hey don't knock till you try it. It really helps take out the burn. I use it for sun burns. You don't pill so bad.
MuseFan1991 14
Sudocrem is actually pretty for for other ailments like acne and dermatitis so i'm sure people didn't find that too odd OP :) also, fun fact, Bonjela (teething gel), when applied to the balls of your feet, make them go numb so you last longer in high heels (Y)
JDCH_99 10
I used it when prepping for a colonoscopy. The constant ******** and wiping made things pretty raw and that cream was a great relief during an otherwise unpleasant experience.
SOLUTIONGAMES 2
Short, funny, and straight to the point.
jreid21 6
Why? Just...why?