Today, I had to get my hair chopped off for a role that I'm playing in a show. I was staring at the floor while the woman cut my hair, and I suddenly heard her start crying. Her tears were immediately followed by "It's okay! I have a friend in New York who can fix it. We won't charge you." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML
Today, I went to a salon. As soon as I walked in, someone ran to me and inspected my hair and said, "We can fix this." I was there to get my daughter's hair done. FML
Today, I went to a different hairdresser than usual to get 5 inches off my hair and bangs. He ended up charging me half price, saying, "Don't worry, we all make mistakes." FML
Today, a woman came into my life and took all I had left in the world. The woman was my hair stylist. She took my hair and the last of my money. FML
Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, I got my hair cut. When I was leaving, my stylist was standing fairly close while we were talking. She reached out to smooth out my hair; I went in for a hug. She didn't want a hug. Everyone who was there just stared at me until I left the building. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
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yay_fml 0
Hmmm every play I've been in we've used these things called wigs. Come in pretty handy.
dol567 0
Wow, that must have been pretty bad for her to start crying... sorry!
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Comments (75)
GumIsTheCharm 0
I don't get it!!!! "I had to get my hair chopped off" ... Doesn't that mean that you want it completely removed?
Bill_Sykes 0
People, everyone who wears a wig for a play is an amature. My friend (Who was in 9th grade at the time) Shaved his head (His hair was down to his shoulders, and died his skin blue, to play the Genie in Aladdin.
monkeyhead641 6
Dyed not died
xMooMoox 0
#33 that is intense! #16 you are retarded
Icalasari 0
If your hair was getting chopped off, then WHY does it matter? I'm calling BS. Still funny as hell, though :D
cocolynn12 0
usually "chopped off" is an expression girls use when they are getting a lot of hair taken off. Not going bald....
bubs_AKA_vermin 0
FAIL! sounds like it hurt. whata bitch.
yeaboiii 0
#16 thats wat i thought all along
hahaohwell 0
people with cancer have no hair because kemo makes them lose it they dont get it cut off unless they need to cut into your skin up there
Cjraven606 0
ahh a lot of cancer pacients cut their hair off because the kemp make clumps fall out and it looks worse to have chuncks missing them to just be bald
camlz 0
they shave it not cut it all off dumbass
XxMoonGirlAshomi 0
awww i'm sorry at least I'll look good for ur part