Today, I had to get my hair chopped off for a role that I'm playing in a show. I was staring at the floor while the woman cut my hair, and I suddenly heard her start crying. Her tears were immediately followed by "It's okay! I have a friend in New York who can fix it. We won't charge you." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML
Today, I went to a salon. As soon as I walked in, someone ran to me and inspected my hair and said, "We can fix this." I was there to get my daughter's hair done. FML
Today, I went to a different hairdresser than usual to get 5 inches off my hair and bangs. He ended up charging me half price, saying, "Don't worry, we all make mistakes." FML
Today, a woman came into my life and took all I had left in the world. The woman was my hair stylist. She took my hair and the last of my money. FML
Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, I got my hair cut. When I was leaving, my stylist was standing fairly close while we were talking. She reached out to smooth out my hair; I went in for a hug. She didn't want a hug. Everyone who was there just stared at me until I left the building. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
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yay_fml 0
Hmmm every play I've been in we've used these things called wigs. Come in pretty handy.
dol567 0
Wow, that must have been pretty bad for her to start crying... sorry!
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Comments (75)
fcuk_fml 0
um... how bad could she have cut it...?! oh but then again, i had a friend who had these beautiful long hair which looked perfect on her. she comes back from college, completely cut off, right underneath the ears. looked really bad, and i mean bad. trust me, your hair can't look worse than hers.
Raidriar 14
She could have gotten a line shaved right through the center. Or a rude image/word shaved in. Or the nuclear launch codes. Or...
derriick 0
i dont get it.. did she cut her finger off or what?
bellaxobrianna 0
i dont get it ? aha
well_this_sucks 0
why did she cry...? i dont get it...
Moo_Horse 0
she screwed up, cut too much hair or something, and it looked bad.
dude2012789 0
Maybe she thought you were cutting all your hair off because she thought u have cancer?
iFacade 5
not all cancer patients lose their hair.
hellasuper197 1
you don't cut your hair off when you have cancer........0.o
Loki1263 8
Actually you do. Cancer patients cut it off before treatment so they don't have to witness their hair constantly falling off.
lil_ham1644 29
Not all if them do. I didn't, my gramps didn't & my friend's mom didn't.
Prisoner_24601 0
I have pretty long hair myself. For a guy anyway. So wow, that would totally hit me. I would stop cutting my hair for a while if that happened. Like I did last time.
juicebahx 0
Ok, guys. How does her not using a wig make this any less tragic? They obviously didn't care about getting their hair cut prior to this. Sucks though. I'd punch that person in the face.
mysecondskin 0
hey on the bright side you can get it fixed and at least you don't have to pay!
coool_fml 0
hey free haircutttt lol but yeah that sucks wait i dont get it are you a girl cause if you are it makes it suck so much moreeeeeee.
Silhouette_fml 0
Oh man... that must have been a horrible experience. I would never want a haircut again after that...