Today, I had to get my hair chopped off for a role that I'm playing in a show. I was staring at the floor while the woman cut my hair, and I suddenly heard her start crying. Her tears were immediately followed by "It's okay! I have a friend in New York who can fix it. We won't charge you." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML
Today, I went to a salon. As soon as I walked in, someone ran to me and inspected my hair and said, "We can fix this." I was there to get my daughter's hair done. FML
Today, I went to a different hairdresser than usual to get 5 inches off my hair and bangs. He ended up charging me half price, saying, "Don't worry, we all make mistakes." FML
Today, a woman came into my life and took all I had left in the world. The woman was my hair stylist. She took my hair and the last of my money. FML
Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, I got my hair cut. When I was leaving, my stylist was standing fairly close while we were talking. She reached out to smooth out my hair; I went in for a hug. She didn't want a hug. Everyone who was there just stared at me until I left the building. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
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yay_fml 0
Hmmm every play I've been in we've used these things called wigs. Come in pretty handy.
dol567 0
Wow, that must have been pretty bad for her to start crying... sorry!
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Comments (75)
_ANGEL__music_ 0
Wait...tell us what exactly happened!!!
Impulseforyou 6
that sucks! why the **** would you cut your hair for a stupid part anyway!!!?? ydi for being that retarded!
Darcon 8
no 49 you are retarded! maybe she was getting paid unlike you who still gives bj's for free at parks.
zoe768532 1
First of all you hade to chop of all of your hair really ever thought of a wig.And that's really bad for you what did it look like.
IsmelG 0
Wow did she mess it up bad? She should most likely chase a different profession.
kirstyannemiller 4
Hey, at least youve still got her to fix
mowmowlife 21
Better dang refund you and give you favors to whatever the heck you want.
fatcow282 8
This is were u tell her that if u dnt see ur car in yhe drive way your fieling a stolen car. Srry for the dituation dnt let them take advantage of you
angellove230 6
They wouldnt let you wear a wig
noobienick 19
That doesn't sound like something somebody would cry over. Are you sure she wasn't laughing?