Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called the cops on me and told them I wasn’t letting him in the house. His keys were in the door, he was just too drunk to unlock it. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML
Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard. As I stormed off in my dramatic exit, I realized I had locked myself outside. I had to ask my now ex-boyfriend to borrow his phone so I could call my mom. FML
Today, after a long time convincing my parents that my boyfriend is really a good guy, not only did he decide to come by the house completely drunk, but he also ended up trying to kiss my mom, thinking it was me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, I broke up with my long-term boyfriend, because his alcohol problem is so bad that he drank his way through an old bottle of Tequila, which belonged to my mum, and that I'd kept after she committed suicide. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying to dispose of several empty alcohol bottles, leading to a discussion how dating me and putting up with my insanity has given him a drinking problem just so he can get through the day. Me catching him seemed to be the wake up call he needed, because he dumped me. FML
Today, my very drunk mom called me to confess that she was the girl that my boyfriend left me for two years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
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ReesesPuffs 0
That's ******* ridiculous... You're better off without the ungrateful bastard.
Eggers 2
You didn't let him sleep at your place?
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Comments (105)
ittybit420 2
I've been in this exact situation, then I learned to just leave him outside & go hog the bed myself!
Cmdr_Shepard 17
Wow that really sucks for you but how old was your ex if "he got in trouble"??! If he can't accept responsibility for his own actions, then you're better off without him.
TalkinSmack 6
If he gets that wasted that he can't get himself inside, then he a) shouldn't be drinking and b) deserves to sleep on the lawn
Kiirst_mt1994 26
wow, what an idiot!
token_blackguy 18
You're obviously better off.
some_girl9 8
You're better off without that loser.
nado13579 12
He's a childish bitch who you are better off without anyway.
structuredchaoz 4
He sounds like curb material. He did you a favor hun. Next!
ceddyz17 10
Ring the door bell and leave him on the steps
choloman 0
lol why would you tattle