Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, I had to delay the Father's Day dinner that I had to cook, so it wouldn't conflict with my wife and kids' gaming schedules. FML
Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend taught my son to do his chores. Not real chores, but "Runescape chores" on my boyfriend's account. My son won't pick up his toys or put his shoes away, but he'll jump on the computer to grow plants or cut trees or some other stupid shit. FML
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Gum_fml 0
a man who loves WoW more than family shouldn't have one to begin with.
aardvarkish 17
you'll be singing cat's in the cradle someday...
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Comments (639)
heyred 11
I am divorcing my husband because he is addicted to WoW. he neglected me, his job , and our son with raids, blogging, podvasts, movies, etc. it's an addiction like any other. it's tragic that some people have to lose their lives to it - player or not.
Ascaryrobot 0
Probably for the best, less of a distraction for him. Make sure you don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. I'm sure he doesn't want ass marks on his door.
Aggriken 0
Its probably for the best, since you cannot accept other peoples differences and interests. Make sure you do not raise your children to be like you.
Ascaryrobot 0
I find some comments need a YDI button too.
judetheobvious 0
YDI for marrying a failure
Welfarebob 0
I have 3 80's a wife and a kid and I spend time with each of them : )
uhohuscrewedup 0
for the hordes!!!! hahaha
Scourge87 0
Oh loled at this, somebody sure had his priorities straight :P Isnt the first and wont be the last
rosiegrewup 0
Your kids will choose your nursing home. Never forget that.
youthink_fml 0
I'm sure this isn't the first time he acted like an ass. But some women, like you, love assholes. You picked him. You stayed with him. You married him. And you had a kid with him. Stop complaining. YDI.
blacklite69 0
He probably didn't play anywhere near as much in the early days. By the time he turned into a full-on fuckhead she was probably stuck in a marriage to him with a kid.
gnomeyy 0
LOL that's always a hard explanation to do right there
Beagle96 0
your a great parent. not.
screambloody 7
your husband looks like my ex-girlfriend... She used to spend more time on WoW then me. I also never really could have a good talk with her because ''she was doing a raid'' FYL. I really mean it.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
I call fake on this based on Rule #30 of the Internets - There are NO girls on the internet.