Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, I had to delay the Father's Day dinner that I had to cook, so it wouldn't conflict with my wife and kids' gaming schedules. FML
Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend taught my son to do his chores. Not real chores, but "Runescape chores" on my boyfriend's account. My son won't pick up his toys or put his shoes away, but he'll jump on the computer to grow plants or cut trees or some other stupid shit. FML
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Gum_fml 0
a man who loves WoW more than family shouldn't have one to begin with.
aardvarkish 17
you'll be singing cat's in the cradle someday...
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Comments (639)
junebabi39 0
I have the same problem with my mom. she played the game through most of my 16th birthday party even with 59 guests there.
RKftw 0
at least he has chicken
nuhtmehg 0
For the Horde ! our son loves to watch his dad and i play ... but hell if i'd let him get into Naxx if we had something to do that day !
Kaizoku_fml 6
What kind of an award ceremony was it? Was it something important and/or rare, or was it the 50th bronze medal for jumping in a sand box or throwing a metal ball? Or is WoW the problem here? Would it be as bad if he was out drinking with his buddies or at a company bowling night? I think most people here agree that kids should come first if you're a parent. That, however, doesn't mean you have to give up your hobbies entirely. All work and no play and so forth..
kuziknic 0
for your son's sake learn how to be a dad it's just a game versus your child's life I'm sure he wanted you to be there way to go
yuck101 0
the poster was a woman... and therefore not the father. idiot.
happysexytimee 0
is it Icc?
JordanBitesYoo 0
that little kids dad us a horrible father
pwned613 0
wow a dad that is a nerd and game freak...
time_bomb55 0
aw I'm sorry to hear that!! I feel ur childs pain my dad is the same way!! thank god my mom divorced tht doche
ilovemypuppy29 0
FML I just realized that might be my life in a cople of years