Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, I had to delay the Father's Day dinner that I had to cook, so it wouldn't conflict with my wife and kids' gaming schedules. FML
Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend taught my son to do his chores. Not real chores, but "Runescape chores" on my boyfriend's account. My son won't pick up his toys or put his shoes away, but he'll jump on the computer to grow plants or cut trees or some other stupid shit. FML
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Gum_fml 0
a man who loves WoW more than family shouldn't have one to begin with.
aardvarkish 17
you'll be singing cat's in the cradle someday...
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Comments (639)
TapialPaado 1
What was the award ceremony for? If your kid was just getting some stupid participation award crap then good on dad. Kids need to learn that awards for doing nothing aren't worth shit. If it was a real award? Dad needs to find a new raid, one that recognizes that family is more important sometimes.
kaybbyx3 0
my stepdad is the same way -.- WOW is so stupid I don't get how people can get sucked into a game so easily
geppy 0
Divorce his ass.
astarchus 0
its funny because the dad prob wont read any of this, so it doesn't really matter what you all say, hes just gonna keep on raiding, and you all will keep on nattering rofl :P Horde FTW!!
peacockfeather 0
Haha I am totally loving all the WoW comments here. So awesomely geeky.:)
cobain_fml 0
that's wrong.
valuemeal2 1
There are so many things wrong with people who pick WoW over real life. IT'S NOT REAL PEOPLE. My roommate plays WoW endlessly and it affects her sleep, social life, schoolwork, relationships, and prevents her from getting a job so she complains about being broke all the time. WTF is so great about it? It's just a damn computer game. You totally deserve it. Shame on you for missing an important event in the life of your son.
KillaKingPerrie 4
I would have sat at home and watched dr phil or opera award ceremonies are really boring and pointless now if it was his graduation then I can see but an award ceremony the kid will just forget about it in the next 2 days or so
AntiChrist7 0
Don't marry asshole/nerds. YDI
regenzie 0
What's wrong with nerds? They seem to be the only people who have any class or respect now a days. What do you do? Get drunk, have one night stands, cheat? Nerds are more intelligent than the rest of civilizations because they seem to be the only ones with morals anymore.
astarchus 0
then who fixes your comp :/ we nerds are the ones much more superior then you lol
erjaguam 0
op you're not the one who's screwed. your son is