Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, I had to delay the Father's Day dinner that I had to cook, so it wouldn't conflict with my wife and kids' gaming schedules. FML
Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend taught my son to do his chores. Not real chores, but "Runescape chores" on my boyfriend's account. My son won't pick up his toys or put his shoes away, but he'll jump on the computer to grow plants or cut trees or some other stupid shit. FML
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Gum_fml 0
a man who loves WoW more than family shouldn't have one to begin with.
aardvarkish 17
you'll be singing cat's in the cradle someday...
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Comments (639)
CTosh 0
Poor kid. :(
eganbull 1
wow. you are a horrible father. maybe you can make a son on world of Warcraft and be there for him.
ShttyKitty 1
Yea, being as a woman (most likely the MOTHER) wrote this, they probably aren't even a father. :P
sinistershelly 0
first off, it's spelled horde. secondly, moderation is a good thing. never let your family down because of a damn video game. raids will always be there. I promise. but one day, your family not be.
cozcat 0
Why can't he just explain it, the selfish bastard?
Sabelily 0
:) glad to see I'm not alone in the raiding world. <3 my boomkin / tree :)
ohSNAPyall 27
Sucks that he didn't show up. But because he decided not to go, he should have at least had the decency to tell the kid himself.
Bananer 0
aww poor kid :(
dkcmc 0
Oh my God! :( Trash his game!!!!
Mac10nikka 0
what the **** does OP stand for,come on people let's just say the ******* word!!!!!
Jimboom 12
Call yourself a woman? Don't you know how to handle your man? You should have just switched off the fuse for your house/flat and taken the breaker out and hidden it. Haven't you ever heard the phrase "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"? Well woman the **** up and unleash some fury!