Today, I received a detention because I threw up on the school nurse who wasn't going to send me home. According to her, stomach ulcers are not a true health issue, so there's no reason to leave. FML
mollymaykitty tells us more.
I've had this ulcer for over a two months. I randomly get sick from it when food has too much spices on it. The lunch today was spicy though you couldn't see the spices on the outside. I took one bite of it, threw the rest away, and within a few hours I got sick.
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popoman 0
Lawsuit to the school and/or get her fired. Actually, in these dire economic times, you should probably just get her reprimanded; otherwise, it may be too cruel to make her lose her job.
txgirl09 5
Ouch. How can you get a detention for something you can't control? Some people. And she deserved it. I hope it stained.
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Comments (244)
JamieR1263 0
Wow...
abbyelizabeth 9
Throw up on the teacher who teaches detention? Hey, they have to eventually let you go.
Ethwasia 0
that sux
pooter_stink 0
Haha
theschweigert 0
pooter? would happen to take a chemistry class second period?
NatzSwifey 0
she totally deserved it!
bestmw2playereve 0
Hahaha! She deserved it.
mfmylifesrsly 30
are you like 10?
HoesInaBox 0
rofl rofl. i don't know why i just felt the need to comment on this.
Commander927 0
that's shitty
TheCoolDude16 0
do you even know what fml means? u look young
Treyfacee 0
That nurse deserved it!!!
azreal_13 0
sue the bitch!!!! or something :P
popoman 0
Lawsuit to the school and/or get her fired. Actually, in these dire economic times, you should probably just get her reprimanded; otherwise, it may be too cruel to make her lose her job.
crailboyne 0
you look young too
EmmyGrangerDC 0
hahahahaha
r83839 22
In these dire times, there's another unemployed nurse who would love to take this lady's job.
txgirl09 5
Ouch. How can you get a detention for something you can't control? Some people. And she deserved it. I hope it stained.
CupCakeGirl101 0
get ur parents to bitch and the school just make up shit till they leave u the **** alone!
AGGoddess 2
The nurse deserved it. You or one of your parents should say something to the principal about this.
shiznutmuffin 0
seriously how could you be held responsible for puking you can't control that and you should get her in trouble O_o
sevlen 0
wow she sucks ass