Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, I had to delay the Father's Day dinner that I had to cook, so it wouldn't conflict with my wife and kids' gaming schedules. FML
Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend taught my son to do his chores. Not real chores, but "Runescape chores" on my boyfriend's account. My son won't pick up his toys or put his shoes away, but he'll jump on the computer to grow plants or cut trees or some other stupid shit. FML
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Gum_fml 0
a man who loves WoW more than family shouldn't have one to begin with.
aardvarkish 17
you'll be singing cat's in the cradle someday...
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Comments (639)
srivers 0
lol #203, very true. they may not be married idiots
blue666_fml 0
Someones sleeping on the couch tonight! Poor you! I feel your sons pain though! My parents didn't even come to my grad!
tb15 0
Why are there so many YDI votes?
MikeStern 1
Who cares? Why are there so many "For the Horde" battle cries? Where are my Fellow Alliance? Make some noise, FOR THE ALLIANCE!!!!
bclover2007 0
dude look me up haoumarsh tayso
arabianhorse1234 0
YTotallyDI for not dragging him to the ceremony by his balls for thinking some stupid raid is more important than his son. Grow a spine and tell him he has to choose: You and his son, or WoW. If he chooses WoW, that just shows how pathetic he is.
Ascaryrobot 0
Or it might show how much he ******* hates his needy wife and kid. After seeing my parents as a child I can't be in a serious relationship anymore. I know we'll grow to hate one another. So I chose WoW. Besides, maybe he's sending them a message. Like, "Leave me the **** alone, I only married you cos you make a decent sammich and have a nice rack and you, son, you were one 1/2 centimeter rip in a condom away from not being here. Now be quiet. I need to MC these mobs."
blue666_fml 0
Then he's even more of a a**hole!! I feel so sorry for OP for marrying him if he's like that! And FYI Its called a therapist, get one.
regenzie 0
525, he needs a therapist because he is different from you? In that case I need one too, because I think just like him. You are just too close-minded to accept people that are different, so you reject them and claim they need therapy. What if the game is my therapy? Who are you to tell me that's wrong?
whiskers946 2
that's not good! he needs to grow up
Pearljammer001 0
it is soo funny how touchy wow players can be!!! dogging me for putting down (specifically) those who do nothing but wow!
MadPercussion 0
WoW is gay. giant enemy crab agrees
joshua7 0
you are a ******* jerk!
taetae671 0
What a duche, How could you do that FthemothafuckinL