Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, I had to delay the Father's Day dinner that I had to cook, so it wouldn't conflict with my wife and kids' gaming schedules. FML
Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend taught my son to do his chores. Not real chores, but "Runescape chores" on my boyfriend's account. My son won't pick up his toys or put his shoes away, but he'll jump on the computer to grow plants or cut trees or some other stupid shit. FML
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Gum_fml 0
a man who loves WoW more than family shouldn't have one to begin with.
aardvarkish 17
you'll be singing cat's in the cradle someday...
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Comments (639)
cathyran25 0
ooh Thats horrible
ravensunnyd 0
how old is the kid
heartagram_in_ro 0
I'm not saying go all Spice Girl like girl power up there but you do need to talk to him and work something out or just leave. You know that game is expensive to play every month anyway.
whiskeyloverrrr 0
Hopefully you're not married to him. He needs a therapist.
dman1018 0
a new FML needs to be posted up. god ******* damn.
iTROLL 0
ahaha LMFAO! fyl and u shud **** ur husband instead of having him play WoW
IfuckedMYlifebad 0
you husbands a fag
antitcb 0
That's a 50 DKP minus.
zelinda_fml 0
(1) It's Tuesday. Every guild raids on Tuesday nights and it's almost always mandatory. On top of that, Tuesday is easy boss night, where epics rain from the sky. Everyone shows up on Tuesdays. (2) It's a patch Tuesday. This patch released new bosses. Even guilds that are bored in ICC would expect full attendance today. (3) It's Patch 3.3.2, which released two new bosses that are a HUGE deal in lore (and one thatisn't): Sindragosa and the Lich King. Sindragosa is a loot pinata for any guild that could get past Lana'thel, so a highly progressed guild would expect to speedrun the first bosses to start their week's Lich King attempts. Translation: It's not a day anyone could miss, even more casual raiders.
Warlord708 0
thank you, someone who knows what the hell. their talking about For Garrosh Hellscream! For the Horde!
Malinkrot 3
I bet all the comments saying "WoW is much better than some gay awards ceremony" are coming from the ignorant teenagers on this website who cant think about anyone but themselves. Newsflash: if you cant put your selfishness aside for a few hours to do something that is important for your KID, you are a shitty human being. Please stay inside on your crusty keyboards playing WoW, society will be much better with you worthless losers kept hooked on a game that is a replacement for real life (which you cant handle).