Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, I had to delay the Father's Day dinner that I had to cook, so it wouldn't conflict with my wife and kids' gaming schedules. FML
Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend taught my son to do his chores. Not real chores, but "Runescape chores" on my boyfriend's account. My son won't pick up his toys or put his shoes away, but he'll jump on the computer to grow plants or cut trees or some other stupid shit. FML
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Gum_fml 0
a man who loves WoW more than family shouldn't have one to begin with.
aardvarkish 17
you'll be singing cat's in the cradle someday...
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Comments (639)
arandomboy 0
wow is epic!!! LEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEENKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNS!
CheshireWolf 0
Wow dude. Don't start a raid if u have an engagement. Learn to manage ur time jackoff
Sugar2 0
Fu your not a dad your just a loser
tonzds 0
go join a guild and get some gold ! Feg
blastvortex 4
Huh? You two made the kid together. You're one of his two parents. Sans his father's involvements or responsibilities in the matter, it's also your responsibility to care for your child. There's no sense in whining about your responsibilities here. You made your own bed; you can lie in it.
boatkicker 5
Her responsibility to her child, in this particular situation, extends to going to the event herself. It's not her responsibility to make the father go. She is not her husbands keeper, and shouldn't have to be. He is the child's other parent and should take care of his responsibilities without her prodding him. It also should not be her responsibility to tell the child about his fathers absence. Small children have a tendency to blame the person who tells them any bad news, regardless of whose fault it is. She should not be put in a position where her son is angry at her because of something his father did. She isn't whining about her own responsibilities, but about having to take responsibility for someone else's action (or inaction in this case). That seems perfectly reasonable to me.
numen 0
YDI for not making his father explain his own son that his father is a pathetic game-addicted looser :-/
anonymous112295 0
Girrrrlllll; Get cho self a real man! My mans addicted to his xbox live and hes just actin worthless. MMhhhmmm'. I feel ya. And i feel more fo your kidd. Id make his father explain for himself if i were you!!
skyeyez9 25
I play xbox on occasion and can't see how a person can play video games all day long. I have a 6yr old to care for, dinner needs to be made, dogs walked, horses fed, I work full time..etc If your husband is unemployed and spends all his time on that game, make his ass get a job to stay busy.
Youmadbro 0
lawl this is amazing....all you fails who are crying that he's a bad dad or what not are just plain bad. everyone knows if the woman isn't making sammiches, daily bj's, cleaning they aren't a good wife. be thankful he isn't cheating on you or addicted to drugs because you prolly are a whiny person and just bad all together! and for the kid who cares it's a stupid school ceremony that won mean crap the next day and FYI lich king = srsbsns so GTFO
blacklite69 0
You sir, are a ******* cockhead.
blue666_fml 0
Your an ass
krivedko 0
poll: why don't you **** girls? 5% - I'm a flamer 7% - I'm ugly 8% - I'm afraid to speak with girls 80% - I'm an elf 80 lvl )))))))))