Transportation and Awkward: Snappy

Snappy

By Sata - 15/01/2025 00:00 - Canada - Abbotsford

Today, I decided to use a newer purse because my old one was ripped. When I got off the bus, the automatic back doors closed on me before I could get fully out, and my new purse got ripped too. FML

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