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Dilly_20 United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why I'd be angry if he had a foursome with 3 other people. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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I don't understand 'boyfriends' on FML stories. 99.8% of the time they are assholes.

Make it a fivesome?

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avatar0810 15

it's because girls mostly fall for the players.

It depends on how many of each gender there is, ;)

Everytime I read FMLs there's at least one where I end up thinking 'why don't people break up with these idiots?'

Something about the wording suggests that he's already done it. Maybe he brought it up "hypothetically" on the off chance that OP would be fine with it. Later, he could plan a rematch, or just fake one and adjust the timeline when he tells her about his experience. He's aching to tell her about it, but still be her bf.

if you had to explain then it's your fault for dating the prick.

Ask his parents if they want a threesome... If he has a brother see if he wants to join ...... Now you will have your own foursome ....

tahoegirl93 0

doesn't he want you in there somewhere??? if not, find a new boyfriend ASAP!!!

sausage party

Well you have an excuse to cheat as you obviously aren't gonna dump him!

Sux for you, he should be an ex by now.