Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why I'd be angry if he had a foursome with 3 other people. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with her male friends. FML
Confession time
Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
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iliketurdles 7
I don't understand 'boyfriends' on FML stories. 99.8% of the time they are assholes.
Zebidee 9
Make it a fivesome?
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Comments (126)
avatar0810 15
it's because girls mostly fall for the players.
xNikkiez 0
It depends on how many of each gender there is, ;)
Shinygirlnz 1
Everytime I read FMLs there's at least one where I end up thinking 'why don't people break up with these idiots?'
NPN_Scorpio 16
Something about the wording suggests that he's already done it. Maybe he brought it up "hypothetically" on the off chance that OP would be fine with it. Later, he could plan a rematch, or just fake one and adjust the timeline when he tells her about his experience. He's aching to tell her about it, but still be her bf.
Maynyrd 0
if you had to explain then it's your fault for dating the prick.
dcowell 0
Ask his parents if they want a threesome... If he has a brother see if he wants to join ...... Now you will have your own foursome ....
tahoegirl93 0
doesn't he want you in there somewhere??? if not, find a new boyfriend ASAP!!!
mosquito19 14
sausage party
dansco 25
Well you have an excuse to cheat as you obviously aren't gonna dump him!
Lopee069 4
Sux for you, he should be an ex by now.