Today, I'm being forced to keep an eye on my cousin, who is getting married in the morning. He’s tried to marry his fiancé before and chickened out at the altar. For some reason she forgave him and now the bride's mother has made it my job to watch him like a hawk until after the "I Do-s", or else. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm going to be helping the love of my life pick out an engagement ring for my cousin. FML
Today, I missed my daughter’s engagement because her cousin has a crush on her and was planning to ruin it. So while my daughter was agreeing to get married, my sister and I were in the car park with the jealous little shit in a headlock, whilst screaming that he loved her and that it’s not fair. He’s 27. FML
Today, I found out my 17 year-old cousin is getting married. My hyper religious family swears my concerns are just “masking” my jealousy. Yeah sorry for thinking such a young person, who is still a child, should have her own life before making such a huge decision. FML
Today, I overheard my mom talking on the phone with my sister about how much they hate my fiancé. My wedding is in two weeks and my family has been pretending to like my future husband for three years. FML
Today, marks the sixth day in a row that my mum has called me to discuss my upcoming wedding. She's obsessed and has intimidated the actual planner I hired into going along with her plans. She's slipped up twice already and accidentally referred to it as her own wedding. Just great. FML
Today, I had to sit through the wedding of my best friend and the love of my life, and pretend to be happy for them. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, my younger brother called me saying he's getting married. Now, I have to attend my ex's wedding. I'm the best man. FML
Today, it's five days until my wedding and I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister. They share clothes, have the same haircut, and they even take turns flirting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me. I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one. FML
Today, I realized my cousin is an asshole. A cousin that I was close to who got engaged. I was excited to be part of her wedding day, since she was a big part of mine. Months later, on Instagram, she was sharing reels from her bachelorette party. When I asked her why she didn't invite me, she said she forgot. FML
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Top comments
Anderling 33
I'm not blaming you for this, but personallu I can't help but feel like it's a dumb idea to think that marrying the guy who already tried to run off once.
poopface82 25
I’m going to assume you’re just a cog in this batshit insane machine. That said, this basically amounts to forcing a guy to get married, and the list of reasons why this is an absolutely terrible idea could be told in a long list of stories.
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Anderling 33
I'm not blaming you for this, but personallu I can't help but feel like it's a dumb idea to think that marrying the guy who already tried to run off once.
poopface82 25
I’m going to assume you’re just a cog in this batshit insane machine. That said, this basically amounts to forcing a guy to get married, and the list of reasons why this is an absolutely terrible idea could be told in a long list of stories.
lgrave 8
I AGREE, YOUR LIFE SUCKS for you, YOU DESERVED IT for your cousin's fiancé
historygrad74 19
This doesn't sound like a marriage that's going to last long.
HayNow 11
So what if he refuses to say "i do" ... do you all just stand there.... forever.....
Brightside86 31
That's an amazingly bad idea. If anything he should have every chance to run then if he stays then maybe just maybe they have a chance.