Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to explain to my boss that masturbating in public is inappropriate. This isn't the first time this has taken place. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Today, ever since I let my boyfriend touch my boobs, he thinks it's appropriate to grope me whenever he feels like it. Even talking to him about it doesn't seem to stop him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that getting on all fours and barking at my penis for fun in the center of a mall is extremely inappropriate. She thinks otherwise, and promises to do it again. FML
Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
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Top comments
Xathanos 16
Social retardation is a problem. Can be cured though I think..
mimi_animee 18
Grab his dick in public then !! :)
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Comments (215)
lulzmylife 4
Wow, you sure picked up a winner. It gives me hope that your handle is "foreseeingabreakup" because you definitely need one. Even completely setting aside the fact that essentially assaulting you, in PUBLIC, is beyond repulsive, the fact that he clearly doesn't give a flying crap about your boundaries is just as big of a red flag. To him you're not a person, just a piece of meat. No one deserves to date a douchebag like that.
NinaTatianna 9
¡Ayy chica!! Que patético.... You let him do that to you! you gotta man up!!! ....smh...
andanotherthing 4
I hope after the second time you kicked the guy to the curb. One day you might have a daughter of your own, and you wouldn't want her boyfriend grabbing her vag in public...so why should you put up with it?
chesterdawn 0
YDI for dating the type of douchebag moron who would do this.
GabbiKlair 0
If a guy does that, he obviously has no respect for you and no respect for himself either. And you shouldn't season deal with that. Dump that douchebag and get a new man.
missdani360 0
happens to me too don't worry!
AidensHorizon 4
He's doing it all wrong :o. I can grab it better ;)
secjunkmail 1
DTMFA!
stcbaseball14 0
I do it to my girl but she only likes it when theres not very many people around :)
The__Redneck 7
To put it bluntly... no, you don't have to explain that. Either he understands it already, and does it anyway because he's a douchebag, or he's too stupid to figure it out and no amount of explanation will change that. Either way, you need to just find a guy who isn't a loser.