Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to explain to my boss that masturbating in public is inappropriate. This isn't the first time this has taken place. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Today, ever since I let my boyfriend touch my boobs, he thinks it's appropriate to grope me whenever he feels like it. Even talking to him about it doesn't seem to stop him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that getting on all fours and barking at my penis for fun in the center of a mall is extremely inappropriate. She thinks otherwise, and promises to do it again. FML
Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
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Top comments
Xathanos 16
Social retardation is a problem. Can be cured though I think..
mimi_animee 18
Grab his dick in public then !! :)
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Comments (215)
asdallen 0
Return the favor;)
horton84 0
Sounds like me with my girls chest tho xD
lilalover15 0
It's okay my fiancé does it to all the time! He thinks it's funny especially at his family events, they are all very religious and are against PDA and inappropriate behavior
Gigaboo 0
must be goof
sexaddict89167 0
I let my boyfriend do that :) its not a big deal since we kinda had sex in a park and at taco bell oh yeah and school it's ok lol
gman90210 18
Why is it inappropriate ?
yzzami 17
Have you tried slapping him across the face?
AmberAusgeflippt 13
Don't be such a prude. That fun risky behavior can keep relationships alive. I have "fellated" my boyfriend in public before. Once while waiting for our food at the counter of Pizza Hut. Twice actually, two separate occasions.
HighlandShadows 48
I don't think OP wanting her bf to be respectful of her wishes makes her a prude. I'm a firm believer that two consenting adults should do whatever they want, but if OP is not an exhibitionist she shouldn't be disrespected by her partner in public like that. Especially after she already made it clear to him that she was not okay with it.
lalaney 14
That is not acceptable and totally horrifying. Slap him across the face for that shit.
8313girl 28
I saw so many comments being thumbed down when they suggested she break up with him. Are y'all kidding me? Break up with immediately and I hope you never dated anyone like that again. Seriously, who just goes for a woman's ****** in public. That so disrespectful and just nasty. He couldn't wait until they got home or at least somewhere in private. Man, what's wrong with some people?