Today, a girl who's in charge of a group project that I get graded on, asked if Bill Gates was a Founding Father. She was totally serious. I'm screwed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a girl with a picture of One Direction as her desktop asked if I wanted to partner with her on a 70% law assignment. Two hours after saying no, I found out that she's a legal genius with a guaranteed job in the field and a near perfect GPA. FML
Today, I got a history project back that I worked very hard on. The teacher didn't bother to write any feedback, besides, "Did you even understand the assignment?" on the back. FML
Today, I found out that the huge project I've been working on for the past week is actually a group project. Everyone in my group knew. They were just letting me do the entire thing by myself because I'm "smart". FML
Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML
Today, I'm grading final projects for a junior level college class. A student finally turned in their work, after months of encouragement and coaxing. Half of it was plain wrong, the rest had so many spelling and grammatical mistakes, it appeared to be written by a drunk autocorrect program. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Today, I had to do a PowerPoint presentation alone, since none of my group members showed up. I was given a big fat 0 for doing the presentation alone. It was worth 50% of my grade. FML
Today, I was called to solve a problem question at the start of a lecture. I stupidly went up to the board before telling the lecturer in front of 300+ students that I had no Idea what he had been doing the whole week. The lecturer made a sneery comment about why some of us are blockheads. FML
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
Today, during a lecture, my teacher jokingly talked about the time he was best buds with George Washington. Another student then asked, "Really? You knew him?" I'm in an advanced placement U.S. history class. FML
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hghrider123456 9
He is a founding father....of Microsoft
seemore123 10
Wow. I wish she was trolling. Haha maybe you could try and let her not do that much work for the project, even though she is the leader...Wow she must be really stupid.
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seemore123 10
Wow. I wish she was trolling. Haha maybe you could try and let her not do that much work for the project, even though she is the leader...Wow she must be really stupid.
helpfulwhale 12
Vote her off the island.
dudeofawe 15
Talk to the teacher about it, try to work something out.
boopie2150 13
A kid in my history class said his favorite historical figure was Johnny Appleseed -__-
ndomer 6
A leader has to have followers. If she's stupid, hopefully the rest of your group realizes it as well and somebody else can take charge.
hunterjunky97 10
Never thought that is what in Obama would look like white!
hghrider123456 9
He is a founding father....of Microsoft
MrSassypants 34
"Four underscore, and Windows 7 years ago..." I know Lincoln wasn't a founding father but... umm... something.
phoneYuNOlisten 16
Close enough.
KushCrushin89 10
Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
lanco_fml 10
use the force maybe she is trying to feel you out
WCARlover 35
Looks like you'll have to take over as group leader if you don't want an F :p
Pyro_Wolf 17
Well she might do a good job at wherever she works. I know a person that thinks rocks "breathe", and "grow". Yet she made great grades in high school.
Kiki242 19
Maybe she meant of a company? There's no way in hell she could've meant of the country, right?
ViviMage 40
That would be called a "chief executive officer," or CEO. Not always but usually the founder takes that role.
extrasnipes 22
ask her if she is a failing student
ohBergy 3
Have fun XD
giorgi0202 9
thats why people think americans are stupid.
DrownedMyFish 18
Because of OP's classmate?
kazrron 5
Because they know more about American History then the average American does...
zoegirl_455 30
Just ask her to have a part in your project where she doesn't have to write anything down, or speak, or anything for that matter..