Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching in horror as she proudly showed all of my neighbors my bra. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML
Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML
Today, my dog was all over me, and I couldn't help but notice she kept sniffing towards my boobs. Turns out, she wasn't there to get love from me. She was there for a piece of food that I didn't notice had fallen in my bra. FML
Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, I took my dog out for his walk, only to find out that I had an extra bra hanging vertically out of my pants. Thankfully, the only person who saw me was the maintenance guy, who looked very confused, so I just smiled at him. I had no idea why, I only realized when the wind blew it against my leg and I saw my shadow. FML
Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
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Top comments
Broeman 0
Holy crap, you're a woman and you wear a bra? How will you ever live this down?
livexlaughxlove1 0
that's not even that bad.
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Comments (76)
The_Great_Zucchi 15
Get over yourself. Half the world population wears bra's...
Serial_Killer 0
Maybe wear a different bra. Also if you were half intelligent you wouldn't have chased the dog but waited for it to return or command it to return, especially as you seem to be such a private person doing that wouldn't have gathered so much attention.
ObadiahtheSlim 2
YDI. A properly trained dog won't leave it's territory I.E. you yard.
Crudus 0
YDI for thinking people seeing your bra is taboo. Especially one you are not wearing.
kaonashi_fml 0
Oh no, how awful. What if your neighbours discovers you're wearing bras?! I would be more concerned about not being able to control your dog.
Smokes1194 0
Agreed with everyone else. Have a sence of humor, and don't make mountains out of mole hills.
were_giraffe 2
keep in mind though.... as embarrassing as it is, it's not like they've never see a bra before. i'd recommend washing it in hot water tough to get all the doggy saliva off of it.
ghostfacekillah 0
were you naked? if not not biggie
FerrariCake 2
Why is your bra a source of horror?
BlueberryPies 0
Honey, this FML had no right to be posted. Unless you're 12-years-old, having other people see your bra should not be a horrific, traumatic experience. Every grown person, man or woman, has seen a bra at some point in their lives, and I bet that anyone who happened to glimpse your underwear-wielding pooch probably couldn't have cared less about your bra. But hey, if the biggest problem in your life right now is that a few of your neighbors may have caught a peek of your lingerie, then good for you! Someday, perhaps, you'll know what a true "FML!" moment feels like.