Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was frantically woken up from a nap by my son who was scared because there was a dog in the house. We don't own a dog. It was the new neighbor's dog. When my son opened the door to go play outside, the dog came barreling in. My kid and cats were terrified. FML
Today, I was woken up by my neighbour's dog losing its mind, and I remembered reading a story about someone ignoring a dog and later finding out that their car had been stolen. Paranoid, I went outside to check on mine. Nope. Just the damn dog barking at one thirty in the morning. FML
Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, my dog disappeared for an hour. After I'd called her name repeatedly, she crawled out from under my bed, threw up on my feet, and then happily walked out the room. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
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Jayjay210 0
That sucks, I'd check the house before searching, Tbh.
DarthFurby 0
Damn, that sucks. Reminds me of when my neighbor tried to get me to help catch her Chihuahuas at 5 in the morning.
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Comments (71)
Soybean254 0
hahaha your mom is awesome
Secret_Fire_King 0
YDI for keeping your dog in the basement ?!
Adorable_fml 0
Honestly, how? How is that wrong at all? The dog could be out and about all other times, but their kennel is in the basement for nighttime, so they don't run amuck in the house unsupervised. But, nope, the OP obviously deserves to have to get up and run at 4:30 in the morning. I swear, people just try to look for "YDI"s for no apparent reason. I don't understand.
alexFYL 11
I think the only solution to this is that #40 doesn't know what a basement is.
Secret_Fire_King 0
Well, I don't have a basement.. But, I just keep the dog outside..
Halive 0
YOU DESERVED IT FOR KEEPING YOUR DOG IN THE BASEMENT Dumbass
DeltaDragonxx 20
40, my dog prefers the basement over anywhere
chaos753159 4
second
Jayjay210 0
That sucks, I'd check the house before searching, Tbh.
Gokushivum 11
We'll if it was their dog it would of got away
rhyspiecesno8 18
Yea that makes sense. Check the house when you see a dog that looks identical to yours running down the street
Soybean254 0
oh forgot to be an asshole FIRST!!!!!
DarthFurby 0
Damn, that sucks. Reminds me of when my neighbor tried to get me to help catch her Chihuahuas at 5 in the morning.
daydreamstar 7
LOLOL what a great april fools joke! ill have to keep that in mind!!
anela_fml 0
lol we let our dog run he always comes back. sucks for you
saranottelling 7
I know how that goes, OP. When my old dog was a puppy he found his way out of the house and ran down the street. It took us awhile to catch him. At least you did a good deed and caught your neighbor's dog.
HamsteronA 0
weel u got your neighbours dog didn't ya? bet they'll be pleased
randomaccountnam 0
YDI for having a dog, and for living next to someone with a dog, without killing it.