Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching in horror as she proudly showed all of my neighbors my bra. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML
Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML
Today, my dog was all over me, and I couldn't help but notice she kept sniffing towards my boobs. Turns out, she wasn't there to get love from me. She was there for a piece of food that I didn't notice had fallen in my bra. FML
Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, I took my dog out for his walk, only to find out that I had an extra bra hanging vertically out of my pants. Thankfully, the only person who saw me was the maintenance guy, who looked very confused, so I just smiled at him. I had no idea why, I only realized when the wind blew it against my leg and I saw my shadow. FML
Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
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Broeman 0
Holy crap, you're a woman and you wear a bra? How will you ever live this down?
livexlaughxlove1 0
that's not even that bad.
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Comments (76)
tabbermstie87 2
DOG WIN
Vitamin_C 0
If it makes you feel any better, my friend's dog went through his trash and pulled out condoms to play with.
TheLetterZero 7
Unless there's more to the story, this isn't really an FML.
ZannaBanana 0
MY GOD!!!!! This is terrible!!! **** your life indeed!!!!!! Now your neighbors know that you have boobs and that you keep them from sagging with a BRA!!!!! KYS!!!!!!!
muffinsareyummy 1
all women wear bras. nothing to be ashamed of. unless you have extremely small ****.
Vitamin_C 0
well, then she wouldn't need a bra. Problem solved.
muffinsareyummy 1
you would be shocked at the sizes of bras these days. there's a bra for everyone.
rutzy342 0
Damn, your dog is a player.
Sparkiee93 3
You're a woman, and you wear a bra?! *le gasp* How shall you ever live THAT one down?! lol but seriously, don't sweat it, ladies wear boobie restraints, that's what we do XD I can so see my dog doing that, she's a year old medium sized mutt that is into running away and chewing whatever she can get her teeth around, and super fast, I don't think I'd be embarrassed though, I'm sure even if your neighbors are dudes they are aware that women need braziers.
skybeau 0
Women DO need braziers. They're great for keep us warm on those long winter nights. Or did you mean brassieres?
waterynuggets 0
We need a who gives a shit option to click.
sweet_addy 0
LAME
Luckster 0
OMG YOU WEAR A BRA!? Holy shit! You're the most foul and disgusting being on the planet! Sarcasm aside....All women wear bras, you moron. It's nothing to be embarrassed about.
Batman1887 0
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