Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching in horror as she proudly showed all of my neighbors my bra. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML
Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML
Today, my dog was all over me, and I couldn't help but notice she kept sniffing towards my boobs. Turns out, she wasn't there to get love from me. She was there for a piece of food that I didn't notice had fallen in my bra. FML
Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, I took my dog out for his walk, only to find out that I had an extra bra hanging vertically out of my pants. Thankfully, the only person who saw me was the maintenance guy, who looked very confused, so I just smiled at him. I had no idea why, I only realized when the wind blew it against my leg and I saw my shadow. FML
Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
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Top comments
Broeman 0
Holy crap, you're a woman and you wear a bra? How will you ever live this down?
livexlaughxlove1 0
that's not even that bad.
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Comments (76)
hmmRawrr123 0
well i mean at least it was your best thong/underwear with huge snail trails on them . or unless the bra was3 sizes too big . but seriously grow up . its legal to walk down the street completely topless;
plexico 4
When I first glanced at this story on my iPhone, I thought she chased the dog down the street wearing nothing on top but her bra. That was hot! ******* literacy! Because I wasn't satisfied to stay functionally illiterate, I re-read it and understood the real meaning which is a lot less hot.
ohmandapants 17
maybe...maybe she was running..without a bra. hotter?
frickish 0
what, are you 12? who the hell cares about a bra?
Sun_Kissed18 25
OMG NOT YOUR BRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cuz no ones EVER seen a bra before -.- This one sucks and whoever modded it should never mod again.
welderchick87 0
Awww...let's all have a pitty party for the little girl. Who the hell cares that your dog ran outta the house with your bra? I've had to chase my dog up the street in my skimpy pjs...but I was more worried about getting my dog back before she got hit than what I looked like at that time. Get over it.
Lightz_Camera_Me 0
This is not an FML. So they saw your bra who cares i mean look at the freakin clothing stores mailnly all of them have Bras, Panties,Thongs whatever!!!1
gz_fml 0
It depends on the type of person. This girl just might be really shy so yeah it would feel like fml. omg who cares if something worse could have happened, I am a really private person and would be embarrassed if that happened to me.
skybeau 0
I'm a fairly private person too. While I would hate to be in the OP's place, it definately isn't FML-worthy. It's a /slightly/ embarrassing situation. I'm surprised no one has said this yet, so I'm going to say it (and I totally mean it): YDI for not training your dog. Seriously, if you don't have the time to train a dog, don't bother getting one. Assuming the dog is older than about six months, if it won't come back when you call it, then you must have gone wrong somewhere in the training process.
Honda288 2
That's awesome, yet awesome. Haha
Applesnbananas45 0
quit being such an uppity jerk sky
royboh 0
Oh dogs.