Today, my husband got fired from his government-mandated "volunteer" work due to a sexual harassment complaint he filed. He's morbidly obese and still gets more attention in the years we've been together than my whole life. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML
Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML
Today, my former coworker called to ask if he could get it on with my ex-husband. The same ex I was married to for 20 years without knowing anything about his other life. I've been replaced by an overweight, middle-aged furry. FML.
Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML
Today, I got fired from my job at a weight-loss center because I was too skinny, and apparently it's too depressing for the customers to handle. FML
Today, my wife filed for divorce because I gained 170lbs due to an accident that paralyzed me in one part of my body, rendering me unable to work out regularly. According to her, I deserve to be “desired” and “there’s nothing there anymore.” Nice to know the past 12 years were nothing but a lie. FML
Today, my husband got fired from his job as a maintenance man at our apartment complex for accidentally letting a hooker into someone's house. FML
Today, I got a job, a good job with benefits, a 401(k), and took a lot of work to get this: background check, drug testing, being qualified and I need to pay bills. I can't even be happy because my husband got demoted. It's all about him, and fuck my hard work. FML
Today, I cannot believe my husband. All he had to do was contest a bogus parking ticket but because he's incapable of keeping his fat mouth shut, now he’s going to jail for contempt of court. He will lose his job because of this, guaranteed, and we have two kids to support. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
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tounces7 28
Uhh wait a minute - he got fired for filing a sexual harassment complaint? That's EXTREMELY illegal in most developed countries. And at a Government job at that?
Chazzster 32
I assume your husband is lying to you. Perhaps the sexual harassment complaint was against him - That would explain his getting fired from an unpaid public service job.
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tounces7 28
Uhh wait a minute - he got fired for filing a sexual harassment complaint? That's EXTREMELY illegal in most developed countries. And at a Government job at that?
eellik 12
And if it's government-mandated "volunteer" work, is he happy to be fired?
RichardPencil 32
Isn't "mandated volunteer work" a euphemism for slavery? Anywho... Yeah, there are chubby-chasers out there. Supposedly.
Chazzster 32
I assume your husband is lying to you. Perhaps the sexual harassment complaint was against him - That would explain his getting fired from an unpaid public service job.
Yummi_913 18
Yeah I kind of agree here. The last time someone I knew claimed they were fired for filing a sexual harassment complaint, their fiancé (my friend) went over there to fight for her job back.... to which they showed him the footage of her getting very eagerly plowed by multiple male coworkers during closing hours. One of which was her manager... who she ended up in an abusive marriage with 🙃
DarkAngelsBlade 25
So, you turned your husband being sexually harassed, into a fat shaming comment while also making this about you and how unattractive you feel? Sweetie, it's his shitty day, but you deserve this.
peterblack67 9
Something doesn't sound right here.