Today, I tried keeping a surprise secret from my fiance. Turns out, under the influence of my sleeping tablets, which after I take them, I forget everything I've said, I spilled the beans. So much for the surprise. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her by another girl's name. FML
Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML
Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Today, to avoid disappointing my excited great grandmother, I still attended a small family dinner to celebrate my engagement. My fiancé and I split last night, I haven't slept and had to tell her he was caught up at work. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been lying about where she lives to avoid me. I think she's also sleeping with who was supposed to be the best man at our wedding. FML
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Today, my roommates told me about all the stupid and embarrassing things I did last night, none of which I remember. Drunk out of my mind? No, I just tried a new sleeping pill after weeks of insomnia. I still barely slept. FML
Today, after I was surprised by my husband announcing he was coming off the drink and going to the gym to get in shape, I found out that I've been such a fool, as it turns out the pre-workout shakes he kept making contained about 5 shots of vodka, so he could drink at home without me moaning. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
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inappropes 31
I would ask what else those tablets made you forget.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Let me guess; You're pregnant, you managed to hire his favorite band for your wedding, you found a long lost relative he wanted to re-connect with, you bought a new car, you're relenting on your "no strippers" rule for his bachelor party, or you learned that Trix aren't just for kids. Which one is it?
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inappropes 31
I would ask what else those tablets made you forget.
Emmz91 30
Basically anything that happens after I take them lol.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Let me guess; You're pregnant, you managed to hire his favorite band for your wedding, you found a long lost relative he wanted to re-connect with, you bought a new car, you're relenting on your "no strippers" rule for his bachelor party, or you learned that Trix aren't just for kids. Which one is it?
misswilwarin96 11
What was the surprise?