Today, I had surgery on my "girl parts" and can't have sex for six weeks. My boyfriend sees no need to spend any time with me until I heal up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, three weeks after a traumatic emergency cesarean section, my husband keeps sulking because sex is the literal last thing I want right now. The fact that my body is still sore and healing is apparently irrelevant when he is horny. FML
Today, my fiancé and I were fooling around when his foreskin ripped and bled all over the place. After a trip to the emergency room, the doctor told us no sex for six weeks to let it heal. We're getting married and going on our honeymoon in two weeks. FML
Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML
Today, I got to see my fiancé for the first time in 3 months. While we were having sex for the first time, he slipped out and slammed into the back of my vagina, tearing it open. Now I won't stop bleeding, it hurts to pee, and we can't have sex. I won't see him for another 2 months after this. FML
Today, I was supposed to leave for Switzerland for a month, to see my boyfriend whom I haven't seen for over 6 months. Unfortunately, I broke my leg three days ago and I now I need to stay home and get surgery. FML
Today, I had surgery on my foot. The doctor told me I'd be on crutches for 6 months. I texted my boyfriend the news, promising lots of intimate favors if he'd watch movies with me while on bed rest for the next week. He texted back, "No way. I don't date cripples." Dumped for a broken foot. FML
Today, I just had surgery and my wife finally wants to have sex. Not that there haven't been enough other days in the previous years of marriage… FML
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML
Today, my best friend of 12 years traveled cross country to help me recover from major surgery. I've been sitting in the hospital by myself while she has sex in my empty apartment with some guy she met. FML
Today, I just had knee surgery which has put me on crutches for 6 weeks. I fell on my ass after washing my hands after using the bathroom. Ashamed, my boyfriend and father had to pick me up. I destroyed the towel rack, ripping it of the wall. All this pain is now potentially for nothing. It's day 4 post operation. FML
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Top comments
MrDanimal 0
As soon as you heal up, injure his man parts. I think that's only fair. Then ignore him for six weeks.
rachii 0
Sucks to be you. Oh well, find someone who doesn't just want you for sex.
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Comments (163)
ktdad07 0
Girl parts? Is that really the term you used? I wouldn't want to spend any time with you either if you can't use a grown-up word like ******.
xstream 5
you have two other holes use them! and btw making him a sandwich is always a good idea *scnr*
T552 12
It's men like this which adds to the stereotype that all men after one thing in a relationship - sex. And they wonder why most women think this. Honestly what a selfish **** driven bastard. Get rid of him and never ever look back.
Shinygirlnz 1
Is your self esteem so low that you'd stay with a guy who doesn't respect you?
ihatedumbasses 6
you are sick
mytch_fml 0
dump the dumb guy
rawrsofi 5
DUMP HIS ASS! you deserve someone better, OP
breakingdawnxx3 0
I think you should dump him and find a sincere guy. Not a douche who just wants sex.
califbob 3
you should hire him a stripper to fulfil his needs until you are vack in action. it's the right thing to do!
AddictedToGuys 0
ive always wanted to be a stripper! HIRE ME!!!!!!!! I woldnt mind helping you out but i have one rule: 1)you gotta let me sleep with him more than once ;)
datgirl 0
*****?!
heathersmorin 0
that's terrible!!! dump his ass. if all he wants is sex, you don't need an asshole like him. find someone new hunny.