Today, I had surgery on my "girl parts" and can't have sex for six weeks. My boyfriend sees no need to spend any time with me until I heal up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, three weeks after a traumatic emergency cesarean section, my husband keeps sulking because sex is the literal last thing I want right now. The fact that my body is still sore and healing is apparently irrelevant when he is horny. FML
Today, my fiancé and I were fooling around when his foreskin ripped and bled all over the place. After a trip to the emergency room, the doctor told us no sex for six weeks to let it heal. We're getting married and going on our honeymoon in two weeks. FML
Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML
Today, I got to see my fiancé for the first time in 3 months. While we were having sex for the first time, he slipped out and slammed into the back of my vagina, tearing it open. Now I won't stop bleeding, it hurts to pee, and we can't have sex. I won't see him for another 2 months after this. FML
Today, I was supposed to leave for Switzerland for a month, to see my boyfriend whom I haven't seen for over 6 months. Unfortunately, I broke my leg three days ago and I now I need to stay home and get surgery. FML
Today, I had surgery on my foot. The doctor told me I'd be on crutches for 6 months. I texted my boyfriend the news, promising lots of intimate favors if he'd watch movies with me while on bed rest for the next week. He texted back, "No way. I don't date cripples." Dumped for a broken foot. FML
Today, I just had surgery and my wife finally wants to have sex. Not that there haven't been enough other days in the previous years of marriage… FML
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML
Today, my best friend of 12 years traveled cross country to help me recover from major surgery. I've been sitting in the hospital by myself while she has sex in my empty apartment with some guy she met. FML
Today, I just had knee surgery which has put me on crutches for 6 weeks. I fell on my ass after washing my hands after using the bathroom. Ashamed, my boyfriend and father had to pick me up. I destroyed the towel rack, ripping it of the wall. All this pain is now potentially for nothing. It's day 4 post operation. FML
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Top comments
MrDanimal 0
As soon as you heal up, injure his man parts. I think that's only fair. Then ignore him for six weeks.
rachii 0
Sucks to be you. Oh well, find someone who doesn't just want you for sex.
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Comments (163)
perdix 31
You need to find that kind of sensitive male that will accept unlimited ******** for the next six weeks. I'm sure that kind of knight in shining armor exists out there somewhere.
dpoole6132 0
#15 ur right, and that guy would b me!!! haha :)
octinate 17
what kinda surgery did she have
Jizwold 0
don't forget anal
karebare86 0
do guys really like that
Coldinside 12
yup.
RawrB3 0
53 idk for sure but some people put this REALLY slow dissolving pill sorta thing in there so they A have regular periods that aren't too huge and B they can't get pregnant but this might not be it :/
monnanon 14
the really slow pil thing you are on about goes in your arm and not in yr lady parts so im guessing thats not the surgery OP had.
Skroal_stomper 5
hopefully she asked for a few extra tightening up stitches.
BFMV_love 0
definitely
gman422011 4
find a real man...you deserve that.
KasCiaYr 0
How do you know she does?
Privations_fml 0
Dump him... but... o_O What caused a need for surgery?
Lufferkinz 0
Maybe her boyfriend's big Willy Wonka broke it.
forgivemefoxy198 0
or maybe it was an abortion, I may have a sick mind but I used to work at a gyno, abortion directions-no sex for 6 weeks, removal of any tissues cancer/cyst related directions-no sex for 2 months sometimes longer depeding on severity, just sayin'
Hanimon 0
Maybe she just had danglin' labia.
chester75 5
what's that?
Flammin8 0
why don't you google it and find out..
Rafid 0
33 is most probably 10 lol
ghost303 3
it's when your labia dangle
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Current Boyfriend + lack of patience= New boyfriend.
Xythenol 6
Oh yeah, I remember my dad would ALWAYS use that phrase whenever my mom cried over spilled milk.
itsHannahhh 0
I remember having to get stitches in my girl parts when I was little. It hurts to think about that xP. dump the horny bastard & find a sweet guy.
Jizwold 0
hahahahahhahahhahahaha!!!! sweet guy... silly naive girl
ak7477 9
hah yeah I'm in complete agreement with 89
marc_with_a_c 3
Well in his defense, I see no need either ;p
marriiee_fml 0
hahah ^
mintcar 10
I would drop him I were you. Hope you recover quickly by the way.
Ariasmake_1 0
really you think?